Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?

[I_have_purplewood]

I kind of pride myself on being able to pick only the freshest of fruit but sometimes I'll get screwed over by the apple.  It looks like it will crunch, no bruises, has that nice shiny luster and then bam, squish city.  I catch myself cursing the apple,  "I paid a $1.68 lb. for you fuc$er and you're just a nasty whore!"  Ruins your day.  The Peach and Nectarine can sometimes fool me too but not very often.  I don't curse at them. 

[EllToPay]

Doesn't even come close to biting your tongue.

 

[Joker]

What about taking a big gulp of scalding hot coffee?  You get that burned taste buds feeling all day.

[pissclams]

the answer is "yes, biting into a soft PC"

[steve dave]

swallowing a razor blade

[steve dave]

falling into the porto-john at a football game in the SEC conference

[KSt8er]

How about when you're munching away on a sandwich and then you notice there is mold growing on it?  Or cheese w/ mold?  OMFG I just ate that!!!

[steve dave]

chicken pox

[RonLongshaft]

What about taking a big gulp of scalding hot coffee?  You get that burned taste buds feeling all day.

QFT, or pizza fresh out of the oven basically anything that will burn your tounge 

[I_have_purplewood]

Thanks for all the responses but I should have clarified that I wanted to keep this to just fruit related.

[jeffy]

Finding half a worm in said soft apple.

[pwrcat1]

Realizing that said apple was not an apple at all, but was a veiny, hard, cock.

[jeffy]

Realizing that said apple was not an apple at all, but was a veiny, hard, cock.

personal experience?

[krazykat]

while on the topic of APPLES...

i only purchase green ones. not a fan of the red.

[pwrcat1]

Realizing that said apple was not an apple at all, but was a veiny, hard, cock.

personal experience?

No.

[Perry]

Having caramel dip with no apples is pretty lame. I love dipping red apples in the caramel. It defeats the purpose of eating an apple, but gives the purpose of eating caramel.

Also I dont care for the green ones unless in pie form.

[Bookcat]

yes. there are worse things.

[steve dave]

Getting kicked in the head by a cow or any rhuminant for that matter...also the balls

[jeffy]

Getting kicked in the head by a cow or any rhuminant for that matter...also the balls

 

[RonLongshaft]

Getting kicked in the head by a cow or any rhuminant for that matter...also the balls

what are you doing so low they can get to your head?? 

[Winters]

Devouring some anti-freeze

[Oklahoma_Cat]

GINGAVITIS

[Fledermaus]

Thanks for all the responses but I should have clarified that I wanted to keep this to just fruit related.

Eschew the Red Delicious, they only lead to mealy heartbreak.  Gala will deliver consistent delicious crispiness.   

[Kat Kid]

I am a fan of the braeburn