1. awesome thread
2. does anyone remember those incredible kids that you would never ever see at school, but that would be at the pool the entire summer? (free child care!!) They would be all super ripped and your age (but would act like 21 and smoke) and then you would always beg them to start a "splash the high dive life guard game") and then it WOULD BE ON!!!!!
3. tommy mangino was probably the best gutter bawl player of all time. until he hit 7th grade, then he would just lay back and let babes come admire his six pack + braces + facial & armpit hair.
4. my mom never gave me money for snax at the pool, always the excuse of "you'll get a cramp" then would come home and she would feed me tuna fish on toast. WTF MOM???
5. last year I went to the pool (8th grade?) I just said eff it and went up on the "extra" lifeguard seat (@ CICO) that was right at the corner of the lap pool/diving pool (facing away from the boards) and jumped in during adult swim. Total whistle/lifeguard freak out.
6. when my weird cousins from mi would come down, they would always have insane can opener/cannonball moves and do like belly flops off the high dive. Everyone thought they were weird. They weren't even like "HEY THAT'S AWESOME AND IMPRESSIVE!" they were just like "wtf? those guys are weird."
7. no way to hide boners in swimsuit.