FYI to all Nebraska fans:
It's okay to support your team, untill you obviously win every single argument/smack off, then you're derided for legendary and nationally admired fan support of said program.
Thanks.
KSU Management
p.s. Manhattan, KS is WAAAY more urban, worldly and cosmopolitan than Lincoln, Nebraska, or any place in Nebraska, hence the accute effectiveness of "burning manure" jokes. Like a wheat farmer and a corn farmer talking crap about who's the most street.