Whoever first came up with the Bill Snyder Family Dog one is pretty funny. Can't remember who it was. Plan on naming my dog that should I ever get one. May just name the neighbors dog that if I don't.
Fat Damon, has another one named Frank Hernandez fwiw.
As for taking on the big brindle dog in the pic, FYI - brindle comes from the bull dog, prolly not a good idea to f*ck with any dog sporting brindle imo.