Worst prank you've done to someone?

[Winters]

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

[willie83]

[Thin Blue Line]

Poured skunk essense scent on the carpet under their driver's seat. Ugh!!

[JTKSU]

Kinda want to get a roommate just so I can pull this one on him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU

[doom]

I faked letterhead and convinced a couple of people at work they had things checked out to them that they needed to return before they'd get paychecks sent out to them.

Also switched someones water bottle out for salt water.

[steve dave]

I jumped out and pranked him! To death with a tire iron!

[yoga-lika_abana]

Peed in someones drink and they drank the whole thing. kinda felt bad later, oh well.

[jthutch]

In college I called a friends house and the answering machine answered.  I left a message telling him (in my best cop voice.)  The "this is Sargent Nickels from the Riley County police department and we have a warrant for your arrest.  Please come to the station and turn yourself in."  Now normally that would be a lame prank but the guy's roommate thought it was to him and he went to the police station, and I'm sure the cops had a good laugh about it.  Would have been better if there really was a warrant.

[RonLongshaft]

heard about some chicks getting three chickens, paint a 1 a 2 and a 4 on the chickens and turning them loose in a friends house when they were gone.  When friends get home and dispose of these chickens they will keep looking for chicken #3. meh i know but i giggled when i heard it.

[ew2x4]

heard about some chicks getting three chickens, paint a 1 a 2 and a 4 on the chickens and turning them loose in a friends house when they were gone.  When friends get home and dispose of these chickens they will keep looking for chicken #3. meh i know but i giggled when i heard it.

That's so old.

[AzCat]

Does it count as a prank when the FBI showed up at an ex-girlfriend's place asking questions about me?  Scared the crap out of her roommates.   

[JTKSU]

In college I called a friends house and the answering machine answered.  I left a message telling him (in my best cop voice.)  The "this is Sargent Nickels from the Riley County police department and we have a warrant for your arrest.  Please come to the station and turn yourself in."  Now normally that would be a lame prank but the guy's roommate thought it was to him and he went to the police station, and I'm sure the cops had a good laugh about it.  Would have been better if there really was a warrant.

Similar to that, I faked a phone call from the Sedgwick County jail, telling a buddy I had been picked up for a DUI and needed him to pick me up.  That SOB actually drove all the way to the jail at like 4:30 AM to pick me up.  Turns out he's a pretty good friend, kinda felt bad for the prank after that.

[RonLongshaft]

my first year in MHK, a roommate called the cops cause a car had parked in front of our driveway and no one could get out, in the time between the call and the cop arriving the same roommate had made hamburger helper and had a plated piled to the sky ready to eat. Cop shows up, he had to go outside and talk to the cop, so another roommate toke his plate of hamburger helper and put it back in the pan and hid it.  Roommate comes back in the house and sees other roommate watching the dog lick the plate clean, he gets pissed, like  pissed, grabs the plate slams it in the sink-plate shatters- and doesn't say a word.  then the other roommate brings out the food in the skillet... major lollersquirts... he sat at the table and ate it not saying a word for like an hour.   

[Thin Blue Line]

Does it count as a prank when the FBI showed up at an ex-girlfriend's place asking questions about me?  Scared the crap out of her roommates.   

Good one, AZ. I had an investigator for the Office of Personnel Management go to some old friends to check me out. They didn't like that, either.   

[JTKSU]

Does it count as a prank when the FBI showed up at an ex-girlfriend's place asking questions about me?  Scared the crap out of her roommates.   

Good one, AZ. I had an investigator for the Office of Personnel Management go to some old friends to check me out. They didn't like that, either.   

My little bro just had some FBI contractor nosing around just about every single person he has ever met in his entire life while doing background research for a security clearance.  Nosy mother&@#%er.

[Thin Blue Line]

Does it count as a prank when the FBI showed up at an ex-girlfriend's place asking questions about me?  Scared the crap out of her roommates.   

Good one, AZ. I had an investigator for the Office of Personnel Management go to some old friends to check me out. They didn't like that, either.   

My little bro just had some FBI contractor nosing around just about every single person he has ever met in his entire life while doing background research for a security clearance.  Nosy motherfracker.

You should have told them that he had left a copy of Mein Kampf around your parents when he was younger, and you thought it was still there.

[Texas Cat]

My freshman year me and a couple buddies used spray adhesive to glue items, that belonged to our other roommate, to things. All of his shoes where glued to his ladder (to his loft). We also super glued coins to the floor and watched him try and pick them up. It was dumb but fun none the less. 

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow.  That's the worst that comes to mind.  Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it.  It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.

My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap.  I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.

In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank.  That actually looked pretty cool.  Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...

[JTKSU]

One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow.  That's the worst that comes to mind.  Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it.  It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.

My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap.  I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.

In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank.  That actually looked pretty cool.  Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...

Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry?  Guess you spent a few less bucks.  Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?

[RonLongshaft]

One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow.  That's the worst that comes to mind.  Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it.  It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.

My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap.  I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.

In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank.  That actually looked pretty cool.  Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...

Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry?  Guess you spent a few less bucks.  Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?

more importantly, who has coin operated laundry in a house.... or its a  house??

[ltrain37]

Prank my old roomate played on me after he graduated...

My last semester I was sending out resumes and setting up interviews in KC.  I had some bs job at Varney's in the textbook department at the time - but according to my resume I was responsible for setting textbook prices, controlling inventory and loads of other stuff.  Well one day a potential employer calls me for a phone interview (or so I thought).  He starts asking me all these questions about methods and practices for setting prices, how market conditions factored in, what inventory systems we used...I was all  cause all I really did was move books from the back to the front and vice-versa.  A couple of minutes later the guy starts laughing and says "i'm just frackin with ya dude"...he was my roomates co-worker.  I was all  and then I was  "that was a good one".

[JTKSU]

One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow.  That's the worst that comes to mind.  Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it.  It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.

My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap.  I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.

In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank.  That actually looked pretty cool.  Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...

Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry?  Guess you spent a few less bucks.  Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?

more importantly, who has coin operated laundry in a house.... or its a  house??

You trying to say only gay dudes enjoy clean clothes?

[FBWillie]

One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow.  That's the worst that comes to mind.  Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it.  It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.

My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap.  I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.

In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank.  That actually looked pretty cool.  Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...

Are you by chance an architect?

[RonLongshaft]

One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow.  That's the worst that comes to mind.  Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it.  It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.

My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap.  I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.

In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank.  That actually looked pretty cool.  Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...

Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry?  Guess you spent a few less bucks.  Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?

more importantly, who has coin operated laundry in a house.... or its a  house??

You trying to say only gay dudes enjoy clean clothes?

= frat

[JTKSU]

One very cold winter day in college, me and my friends filled another friend's car full of snow.  That's the worst that comes to mind.  Later, the same guy was trying to do his laundry and every time I heard him put the coins in the dryer in the house, I would go and open the door on the machine to stop it.  It took him several hours and lots of quarters to dry his clothes.

My best buddy in college we used to prank relentlessly when he passed out -- write on his face, put toothpaste on his hands so he got it all over himself while he slept, wrap him to the bed with saran wrap.  I stopped someone from shaving his eyebrow though, that's going too far.

In high school, one of my friends drew a big afro on another guy's driver's license picture in permanent marker as a prank.  That actually looked pretty cool.  Also in high school, a bunch of us were hanging out and we called the RCPD to report one of our friends had jay-parked (parked facing the wrong way on the street).  The cops didn't really want to come out and give him a ticket, but they did.  He was pissed.

I've been part of a lot of pranks, but the most ridiculous things I probably did to myself when I was drunk...

Didn't you spend pretty much the same amount of time on this prank as he did on laundry?  Guess you spent a few less bucks.  Did you use that extra money on Garbage Pail Kids cards?

more importantly, who has coin operated laundry in a house.... or its a  house??

You trying to say only gay dudes enjoy clean clothes?

= frat

Perhaps I should have used italics?

[FBWillie]

I was waiting for a parking spot before class for like an hour one day;  One finally opens up and the dude is backing out so that I'm blocked to swing in;   Some bitch pulls into the lot and slips into the spot while I'm sitting there with my blinker on.  I get out to talk to here and she's like Asain or something and claims to not speak english.   I blow off my class, go to walmart and buy "Doe in Heat"  (Deer piss for the non-hunter) and spray it all over her car including down the vents just in front of her windshield.  


I always wondered if spraying it down the vents would eventually go through her HVAC system and essentially ruin her car; so if you know of some dumb bitch asian chick that had a car that smelled like piss, let me know.

Other pranks.  Old High school job, we used to tell new hires they had to fill up the water fountain by pouring buckets of water down the water fountain drain - almost all of them fell for it.   Then just prank phone calls to car salesman - Telling the receptionist to have so & so call me back at (# to a local mortuary) and tell them my name was Myra Mains.

Another good one is if your work place has to dial 9 to get out; page someone to dial "extension 9911"

[slucat]

When I was 15 or so, my sister was 7, she had brought home the school guinea pig for a long weekend or easter break or something, well we had a cat.  I took the GP out of the cage and stuck the cat in, then hollered down to my sister to come up and show my friend the class pet.  She freaked, bawled, it was great.

[JTKSU]

I was waiting for a parking spot before class for like an hour one day;  One finally opens up and the dude is backing out so that I'm blocked to swing in;   Some bitch pulls into the lot and slips into the spot while I'm sitting there with my blinker on.  I get out to talk to here and she's like Asain or something and claims to not speak english.   I blow off my class, go to walmart and buy "Doe in Heat"  (Deer piss for the non-hunter) and spray it all over her car including down the vents just in front of her windshield.  


I always wondered if spraying it down the vents would eventually go through her HVAC system and essentially ruin her car; so if you know of some dumb bitch asian chick that had a car that smelled like piss, let me know.

Other pranks.  Old High school job, we used to tell new hires they had to fill up the water fountain by pouring buckets of water down the water fountain drain - almost all of them fell for it.   Then just prank phone calls to car salesman - Telling the receptionist to have so & so call me back at (# to a local mortuary) and tell them my name was Myra Mains.

Another good one is if your work place has to dial 9 to get out; page someone to dial "extension 9911"

If you'e lazy enough to wait an hour for a spot rather than just walking, you deserve to get screwed over my some Asian chick.

[RonLongshaft]

I was waiting for a parking spot before class for like an hour one day;  One finally opens up and the dude is backing out so that I'm blocked to swing in;   Some bitch pulls into the lot and slips into the spot while I'm sitting there with my blinker on.  I get out to talk to here and she's like Asain or something and claims to not speak english.   I blow off my class, go to walmart and buy "Doe in Heat"  (Deer piss for the non-hunter) and spray it all over her car including down the vents just in front of her windshield.  

i've seen this happen, minus the deer pee thing. Dude got his spot stolen by some chick (white not asian) he gets out, confronts her, bitches her out (heard bitch, cvnt, whore, etc., it was pretty bad!) she starts to cry but boldly enough says frack it and walks off, gets on phone (assume probably daddy) walks back writes down his license plate number and walks off. have always wondered what happened, if she thought she would have something to go after him for, doubt it.