Star Trek

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just saw it.  Good, fun flick.  Great tie-ins with the old show and great way to work out any discrepancies in future films.  The series has clearly been revived.

[jeffy]

Did you wear your spock ears and take a green woman to the show?

[PCR]

Sucked

[Thin Blue Line]

Don't need to hear about your escapades during the movie. Please tell us about the movie. tia.

[PCR]

Wow is that your car?!   And you're a Chiefs fan even, who would have thought? 

[jeffy]

Excellent flick!  Great casting!  Zach Quinto is perfect as Spock.

[cireksu]

synopsis

[cyclist]

synopsis

Live long and prosper -

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[PCR]

synopsis

Warning! Spoilers Ahead! 


































Kirk's dad dies during a touching moment where he talks his wife through the birth of James T. while ramming his starship into the evil badguy mining ship.  Everyone cries.  Evil mining ship waits around 25 years for Spock to appear from a black hole.  Spock carries around instant-black-hole juice for all of your galaxy saving needs.  Meanwhile Captain of the Enterprise (Pike) finds Jim Kirk getting into a bar fight, and promotes him to Captain.  The Death Star blows up Vulcan, then Spock becomes temporary captain and hates Kirk, so he sends him to Hoth where he has to run away from an evil taun taun.  Fortunately he runs into Future Spock, who introduces Kirk to Mr. Scott and his Midget Wookiee. 

Future Spock recursively gives Scotty a magic equation that he has yet to invent himself, and they transport back on to Enterprise, where old new Spock and Kirk get into a hissy fit.  Kirk wins the debate, so he becomes captain, and they become best budz.  Spock gets into his X-Wing and flies down the canyon, but photon torpedoes merely graze the surface. 

So the Enterprise hides behind Saturn to ambush this Death Star/mining ship (i'm really not making this up.)  Kirk has to go on board the Death Star and fight a very handsome sneering bad guy (played by Eric Bana).  Bad guy has Mike Tyson tatoo and whines about his planet being destroyed or some crap.  Kirk like punches him real hard and his ship blows up.  Earth was saved. 

Destroying the mining ship created a black hole (of course), so the Enterprise just barely gets away, even at full warp.  I don't know what sort of effect on the solar system having a random black hole next to Saturn would have, but I guess that's what sequels are for!  At the end of the movie, Kirk gets a medal from Princess Leia. 

[Thin Blue Line]

Wow is that your car?!   And you're a Chiefs fan even, who would have thought? 

Wish it still was. It's an exact replica of the car I had in high school. These are what I drive now:




My baby. Let the rest of the family drive these:



Wife's



Daughter's

[jeffy]

Wow is that your car?!   And you're a Chiefs fan even, who would have thought? 

Wish it still was. It's an exact replica of the car I had in high school. These are what I drive now:




My baby. Let the rest of the family drive these:



Wife's



Daughter's

Nice cars, but I prefer being out of debt.

[Thin Blue Line]

Wow is that your car?!   And you're a Chiefs fan even, who would have thought? 

Wish it still was. It's an exact replica of the car I had in high school. These are what I drive now:




My baby. Let the rest of the family drive these:



Wife's



Daughter's

Nice cars, but I prefer being out of debt.

Financial freedom? Pffffft. It's for losers.  In reality, though, The Caddy is almost 17 years old and still in mint condition. Got the grand prix for 10k off. and the Mustang was a steal. Good to be friends with a dealership owner.   

[KSt8er]

Or a cop on the take.   

[jeffy]

Or a cop on the take.   

Definitely this.

[Thin Blue Line]

Or a cop on the take.   

Definitely this.

Jeffy, that really hurts.

[jeffy]

Or a cop on the take.   

Definitely this.

Jeffy, that really hurts.

 

[Thin Blue Line]

Or a cop on the take.   

Definitely this.

Jeffy, that really hurts.

 

I thought we had something special, Jeffy. You invite me out to supper and buy me a beautiful corsage. You kiss me goodnight, not on the cheek but on the lips. No full tounge, but just a hint. I thought you loved me. How could you?!

[pwrcat1]

Or a cop on the take.   

Definitely this.

Jeffy, that really hurts.

 

I thought we had something special, Jeffy. You invite me out to supper and buy me a beautiful corsage. You kiss me goodnight, not on the cheek but on the lips. No full tounge, but just a hint. I thought you loved me. How could you?!

[dr00d]

synopsis

Warning! Spoilers Ahead! 


































Kirk's dad dies during a touching moment where he talks his wife through the birth of James T. while ramming his starship into the evil badguy mining ship.  Everyone cries.  Evil mining ship waits around 25 years for Spock to appear from a black hole.  Spock carries around instant-black-hole juice for all of your galaxy saving needs.  Meanwhile Captain of the Enterprise (Pike) finds Jim Kirk getting into a bar fight, and promotes him to Captain.  The Death Star blows up Vulcan, then Spock becomes temporary captain and hates Kirk, so he sends him to Hoth where he has to run away from an evil taun taun.  Fortunately he runs into Future Spock, who introduces Kirk to Mr. Scott and his Midget Wookiee. 

Future Spock recursively gives Scotty a magic equation that he has yet to invent himself, and they transport back on to Enterprise, where old new Spock and Kirk get into a hissy fit.  Kirk wins the debate, so he becomes captain, and they become best budz.  Spock gets into his X-Wing and flies down the canyon, but photon torpedoes merely graze the surface. 

So the Enterprise hides behind Saturn to ambush this Death Star/mining ship (i'm really not making this up.)  Kirk has to go on board the Death Star and fight a very handsome sneering bad guy (played by Eric Bana).  Bad guy has Mike Tyson tatoo and whines about his planet being destroyed or some crap.  Kirk like punches him real hard and his ship blows up.  Earth was saved. 

Destroying the mining ship created a black hole (of course), so the Enterprise just barely gets away, even at full warp.  I don't know what sort of effect on the solar system having a random black hole next to Saturn would have, but I guess that's what sequels are for!  At the end of the movie, Kirk gets a medal from Princess Leia. 

you weren't kidding about the spoilers....and I have to agree, enjoyed the film, didn't like the same thing as batman..'hey guys, why not just change the entire star trek universe so we can make more money on more sequels!"

Also didn't like kids running the U.S.S. Enterprise. 

Also didn't like Vulcan being wiped...that is a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE change in everything that matters to the starfleet.

and Spock making out? please.

ahhhhhh, I wish I hadn't seen the movie now...seriously.

[Dirty Sanchez]

synopsis

Warning! Spoilers Ahead! 


































Kirk's dad dies during a touching moment where he talks his wife through the birth of James T. while ramming his starship into the evil badguy mining ship.  Everyone cries.  Evil mining ship waits around 25 years for Spock to appear from a black hole.  Spock carries around instant-black-hole juice for all of your galaxy saving needs.  Meanwhile Captain of the Enterprise (Pike) finds Jim Kirk getting into a bar fight, and promotes him to Captain.  The Death Star blows up Vulcan, then Spock becomes temporary captain and hates Kirk, so he sends him to Hoth where he has to run away from an evil taun taun.  Fortunately he runs into Future Spock, who introduces Kirk to Mr. Scott and his Midget Wookiee. 

Future Spock recursively gives Scotty a magic equation that he has yet to invent himself, and they transport back on to Enterprise, where old new Spock and Kirk get into a hissy fit.  Kirk wins the debate, so he becomes captain, and they become best budz.  Spock gets into his X-Wing and flies down the canyon, but photon torpedoes merely graze the surface. 

So the Enterprise hides behind Saturn to ambush this Death Star/mining ship (i'm really not making this up.)  Kirk has to go on board the Death Star and fight a very handsome sneering bad guy (played by Eric Bana).  Bad guy has Mike Tyson tatoo and whines about his planet being destroyed or some crap.  Kirk like punches him real hard and his ship blows up.  Earth was saved. 

Destroying the mining ship created a black hole (of course), so the Enterprise just barely gets away, even at full warp.  I don't know what sort of effect on the solar system having a random black hole next to Saturn would have, but I guess that's what sequels are for!  At the end of the movie, Kirk gets a medal from Princess Leia. 

 

Also didn't like Vulcan being wiped...that is a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE change in everything that matters to the starfleet.

Yeah, kept thinking how are they going to rework bringing that one back before the end of the movie.  Maybe something for a sequel?  Maybe it was all a hallucination of Capt Pike as an early symptom of that disease of his they alluded to at the end--if anyone remembers the show pilot "the Menagerie"  **poof** Oh, it was just a dream...here's what really happened.  That sound you hear are ten million nerds slitting their wrists with klingon blades.

[PCR]

Yeah William Shatner will wake up at the beginning of the next one and say "Hey Spock I just had the craziest dream." 

[Thin Blue Line]

If you remember your TV history, Shatner will be in the shower as Spock throws back the shower curtain.