in the shower...

[Perry]

I like liquid soap, i apply with hands. Never tried drinking or eating in the shower before, but I do space out in the mornings.

[RonLongshaft]

wow. honestly i am pretty amazed by the amount of "loofa" users. i will admit boozin' in the shower is awesome. but i am going to stick with my....

enjoy your pube covered lard bar fag

[FelixRex]

Reminds me of your "fudged" comments the other day. It's a shame I'm the only one that commented.

Tell me about it. I should just send you those comments in PMs.

Let's all just admit that we're dudes, we use loofahs, we realize it's super  , but it's awesome so we don't give a damn.  Mine's purple, though.   

I offset the fruitiness of the loofah by occasionally taking a power shower, i.e. pounding a beezo or two in there before heading to a party.

Very true. What's awesome is when you completely quit worrying about offsetting it and you just savor a few mimosas before heading off to Sunday brunch (one of my fave meals; where else is it acceptable to eat an omelet, prime rib and cheesecake all while drinking before noon?).

[ArchE_Cat]

I use a bar w/ a washcloth. This eliminates the pube problem. You just have to make sure you allow your washcloth to dry properly.

Here's another tip if you want to use a washcloth w/ either a bar or liquid....use a baby washcloth. They are a little smaller and thinner so they dry really easily between uses. They suds up just as good as a normal washcloth. And, they are much cheaper then the big shaggy expensive washcloths.

According to my wife a washcloth exfoliates better than the snowball poof thing, apparently this is important

[FelixRex]

I use a bar w/ a washcloth. This eliminates the pube problem. You just have to make sure you allow your washcloth to dry properly.

Here's another tip if you want to use a washcloth w/ either a bar or liquid....use a baby washcloth. They are a little smaller and thinner so they dry really easily between uses. They suds up just as good as a normal washcloth. And, they are much cheaper then the big shaggy expensive washcloths.

According to my wife a washcloth exfoliates better than the snowball poof thing, apparently this is important

[KSt8er]

A number of people here are now assumed to look just like Mrs. Smails, shower-cap, check, loofa, check.   

[ew2x4]

I use a bar w/ a washcloth. This eliminates the pube problem. You just have to make sure you allow your washcloth to dry properly.

Here's another tip if you want to use a washcloth w/ either a bar or liquid....use a baby washcloth. They are a little smaller and thinner so they dry really easily between uses. They suds up just as good as a normal washcloth. And, they are much cheaper then the big shaggy expensive washcloths.

According to my wife a washcloth exfoliates better than the snowball poof thing, apparently this is important

How does he hold an umbrella with his ears??

[Thin Blue Line]

damn, i am out numbered. i really dont like that slippery baby seal feel after using that liquid crap.

A lot of that depends on the softness/hardness of your water willie imo

FYP

[FelixRex]

I use a bar w/ a washcloth. This eliminates the pube problem. You just have to make sure you allow your washcloth to dry properly.

Here's another tip if you want to use a washcloth w/ either a bar or liquid....use a baby washcloth. They are a little smaller and thinner so they dry really easily between uses. They suds up just as good as a normal washcloth. And, they are much cheaper then the big shaggy expensive washcloths.

According to my wife a washcloth exfoliates better than the snowball poof thing, apparently this is important

How does he hold an umbrella with his ears??

Not sure. I think it's the ghey equivalent of a secret handshake? So they can spot each other (as if the umbrella wasn't enough...)