best places to drink - Depends what part of town you are living in. We go to Upstream Brewery, Parliment Pub, Roja, Two Fine Irishmen. For good vino we go to a place called Stokes that has three locations in Omaha. We are in SW Omaha (the good part).
good titty bars - No idea. Not a dirtbag.
cheap golf courses/driving ranges - Pacific Springs is also out west and is pretty reasonable. Quarry Oaks is nicer and also not to expensive.
a decent bank with mucho ATMs - First National Bank of Omaha is by far the best with many ATMs.
Also what's the best way to deal with d-bag husker fans - Outsmart them. It's not hard.
Can I even watch the local news without being bombarded with fusker crap every night? - No
Sd
does live in Omaha. I should know as I've seen him. He is always wearing a frayed visor and seashell necklace.
Anyway,
SD gave you pretty good advice. When dealing with d-bag husker fans I just bring up basketball, which most of them have never heard of, and if they have start quoting Danny Nee,, and that tends to stun them long enough for me to run away. But anywhere you go or work or live they will be there... eyeballing you. Colosseum and Billy Frogs are other bars you might try. Billy Frogs reminds me the most of an Aggieville bar. Fox and Hound is a place I like to eat and drink, super good Tuesday specials. In East O on the way downtown there is a place called Cali Taco where all the creighton people go for cheap fried tacos on special.
About the Katpak'r... SD is pretty elite. It's hard to get a spot in his busy schedule. The best thing you could do is post several pictures of yourself so everyone can scrutinize them and then we'll decide if we like you enough to let you take us to Taco Del Mar.
