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Which player would you rather have?

Denis Clemente
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Sherron Collins
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May 03, 2009, 01:43:08 PM
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May 03, 2009, 01:46:54 PM
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Clemente all day, he is faster then Collins, he isn't fat, and he doesn't rub his dong on chicks in an elevator... Oh and he doesn't put up with racist white bastards either. The passion and the heart to defend his diverse team is super EMAW! FWIW

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May 03, 2009, 02:01:43 PM
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Has Collins scored 44 in a game yet?

May 03, 2009, 02:03:01 PM
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Hmmmm, Clemente to have my back in a fight because Collins seems to only pick fights with babies and women.  Collins in a hot dog eating contest because of his fatness compared to Denis' skinniness.  I doubt Denis could eat more than two hot dogs.  Denis has much better tattoos but is losing by a mile in the hair design race.  I would say Collins as a wing man because you always want to be better looking than your wing man or it could lead to bad things.  Collins is a more consistent and better basketball player.  Denis would be a better tour guide overseas because he speaks Spanish....thought neither Denis or Collins speak English properly.  
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May 03, 2009, 02:19:40 PM
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clemente and it's not close.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 03, 2009, 02:51:21 PM
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Hmmmm, Clemente to have my back in a fight because Collins seems to only pick fights with babies and women.  Collins in a hot dog eating contest because of his fatness compared to Denis' skinniness.  I doubt Denis could eat more than two hot dogs.  Denis has much better tattoos but is losing by a mile in the hair design race.  I would say Collins as a wing man because you always want to be better looking than your wing man or it could lead to bad things.  Collins is a more consistent and better basketball player.  Denis would be a better tour guide overseas because he speaks Spanish....thought neither Denis or Collins speak English properly.  

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May 03, 2009, 03:45:42 PM
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Hot Latin fire vs. overeating, baby ignoring, elevator rubbing, NBA wannabe.
Pretty clear cut.

May 03, 2009, 03:52:01 PM
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collins, he's the better player


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

May 03, 2009, 04:04:04 PM
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Hmmmm, Clemente to have my back in a fight because Collins seems to only pick fights with babies and women.  Collins in a hot dog eating contest because of his fatness compared to Denis' skinniness.  I doubt Denis could eat more than two hot dogs.  Denis has much better tattoos but is losing by a mile in the hair design race.  I would say Collins as a wing man because you always want to be better looking than your wing man or it could lead to bad things.  Collins is a more consistent and better basketball player.  Denis would be a better tour guide overseas because he speaks Spanish....thought neither Denis or Collins speak English properly.  

Skinny dudes eat more.  I bet you've never even been to a real hot dog eating contest!  Fat dudes always lose.

May 03, 2009, 04:05:39 PM
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Hmmmm, Clemente to have my back in a fight because Collins seems to only pick fights with babies and women.  Collins in a hot dog eating contest because of his fatness compared to Denis' skinniness.  I doubt Denis could eat more than two hot dogs.  Denis has much better tattoos but is losing by a mile in the hair design race.  I would say Collins as a wing man because you always want to be better looking than your wing man or it could lead to bad things.  Collins is a more consistent and better basketball player.  Denis would be a better tour guide overseas because he speaks Spanish....thought neither Denis or Collins speak English properly.  

Skinny dudes eat more.  I bet you've never even been to a real hot dog eating contest!  Fat dudes always lose.

Those are just the professional hot dog eaters.  In real life fat d00ds eat more hotdogs according to scientists. 
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May 03, 2009, 04:09:27 PM
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I'd take Collins in a humpty hump dance contest and Clemente in a salsa dance off.

May 03, 2009, 04:46:35 PM
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clemente bc you could become friends with him and visit Puerto Rico on vaca.  If you were friends with collins you'd just get to go visit some Chicago project with all his dead babies lying around.

May 03, 2009, 05:41:02 PM
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Clemente all day, he is faster then Collins, he isn't fat, and he doesn't rub his dong on chicks in an elevator... Oh and he doesn't put up with racist white bastards either. The passion and the heart to defend his diverse team is super EMAW! FWIW

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I normally rag on you for being mucho strange, but this is a very solid analysis.   :eyeseeyou:


I still want my cooler, bitches!

May 03, 2009, 06:28:06 PM
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Clemente has way more heart and is more humble than Sheron.
He's not the fastest guy in the BIG XII he's the fastest guy in the country.

May 03, 2009, 07:07:32 PM
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lets see.........Clemente who goes to K-State who's straight or some black guy who goes to ku and is  :ku:  he just did what he did just to try to cover up the fact that he is extremely  :ku:.     



so Clemente by a long shot.  :skillz:  :alleyoop:  and also sherron smokes too much :BigToke: and  :drink: too much causing him to get the munchies which therefore making him fat.

May 03, 2009, 07:39:04 PM
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Collins b/c all of the arguments for Clemente in this thread aren't bball related. That's says it all right there.

May 03, 2009, 07:45:22 PM
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Collins b/c all of the arguments for Clemente in this thread aren't bball related. That's says it all right there.

More to life than bball, bro.

Clemente is just a better all around guy.

Denis, FTW.

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May 03, 2009, 08:14:56 PM
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Clemente is a thug who throws bitch punches:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X-yQtWUj_o



Stats:

Sherron Collins - 18.9 ppg, 5.0 apg

Denis Clemente - 15.0 ppg, 3.5 apg


Accomplishments:  

Sherron Collins - National Championship, 5 Big 12 titles, 2nd team All-American, 1st team All Big 12, McDonald's All-American

Denis Clemente - 2nd round NIT loss, 4th place (tie) for Big 12, 2nd team All Big 12, Big 12 Newcomer of the Year



Furthermore, the kid is a crybaby:






Sherron is a national champ:






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May 03, 2009, 08:17:23 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X-yQtWUj_o

wtf?? can't see anything. bad qual.

clemente had better stats in conference play, and didn't have anyone down low to help out. that changes next year. It's not even debatable. Clemente absolutely clowned ku last year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3xuS1G0wC4
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 03, 2009, 08:21:33 PM
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Ooohhh let me try

If Micheal Beasley (#2 overall in NBA draft) and Bill Walker (2nd Round Draft Pick) would have been around K-State would have won at Nebraska, sooooo Clemente!    :nahnah:

Clemente anyways, way cooler on court dance and less tragic and embarrassing of a "student athelete" and human being.

May 03, 2009, 08:25:26 PM
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The kid threw a bitch punch to someone's head during a game and was kicked off the team at Miami (FL).  You have got to be f*cking kidding me.

bfd. no one died. can sherron say the same?
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 03, 2009, 08:27:38 PM
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The kid threw a bitch punch to someone's head during a game.

it was a little slap.  not a punch at all.  looked like a "keep your head up, friend" type thing.


don't really recall the game situ.  hadn't the ku player just missed a ft or two?  it was something like that, iirc.
"these are no longer “games” in the commonly accepted sense of the term. these are free throw shooting contests leavened by the occasional sprint to the other end of the floor."

May 03, 2009, 08:29:43 PM
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« Last Edit: May 03, 2009, 08:31:16 PM by BMWJhawk »

May 03, 2009, 08:33:29 PM
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"these are no longer “games” in the commonly accepted sense of the term. these are free throw shooting contests leavened by the occasional sprint to the other end of the floor."

May 03, 2009, 08:35:57 PM
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I was going to ask why BMW thinks Clemente sucks, but he deleted his post. :tongue:

May 03, 2009, 09:22:07 PM
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The kid threw a bitch punch to someone's head during a game and was kicked off the team at Miami (FL).  You have got to be f*cking kidding me.

bfd. no one died. can sherron say the same?
:eek:


May 03, 2009, 09:35:47 PM
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Accomplishments:  

Sherron Collins - National Championship, 5 Big 12 titles, 2nd team All-American, 1st team All Big 12, McDonald's All-American

Denis Clemente - 2nd round NIT loss, 4th place (tie) for Big 12, 2nd team All Big 12, Big 12 Newcomer of the Year


Once again we are basing this on the better overall player. Not the players that are around him or the team that he plays on.

May 03, 2009, 09:41:00 PM
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Accomplishments:  

Sherron Collins - National Championship, 5 Big 12 titles, 2nd team All-American, 1st team All Big 12, McDonald's All-American

Denis Clemente - 2nd round NIT loss, 4th place (tie) for Big 12, 2nd team All Big 12, Big 12 Newcomer of the Year


Once again we are basing this on the better overall player. Not the players that are around him or the team that he plays on.


Okay, then....


Stats:

Sherron Collins - 18.9 ppg, 5.0 apg

Denis Clemente - 15.0 ppg, 3.5 apg


May 03, 2009, 09:56:53 PM
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    Gettin' angried up!!!
Accomplishments:  

Sherron Collins - National Championship, 5 Big 12 titles, 2nd team All-American, 1st team All Big 12, McDonald's All-American

Denis Clemente - 2nd round NIT loss, 4th place (tie) for Big 12, 2nd team All Big 12, Big 12 Newcomer of the Year


Once again we are basing this on the better overall player. Not the players that are around him or the team that he plays on.


Okay, then....


Stats:

Sherron Collins - 18.9 ppg, 5.0 apg

Denis Clemente - 15.0 ppg, 3.5 apg



Sharon-  One dead baby.
Denis-  Zero dead babies.

I rest my case.

May 03, 2009, 11:42:27 PM
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In the picture above, xavier ( big-time :ku: name) looks like he's had more plastic surgeries than Joan Rivers.