Sneezing

[catdude33]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

2 or 3 big farts

[steve dave]

Nachos

[Fledermaus]

Booze. 

[ArchE_Cat]

Nachos

don't these usually lead to 2 or 3 big farts

[pissclams]

Nachos

gotta QFT +1 cosign on this one folks

[pissclams]

another thing better than sneezing twice/thrice is when you're BBS'n and finding the exact perfect emoticon for a given situation and then having the stones to use it.  wow, what a feeling. 

[Dirty Sanchez]

The feeling you get right after taking a huge dump.

[Bhyaaaaa!]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

How bout when you let a big one fly - a "ahhh's ahhh's" type of sneeze. You let her go on your arm and right as you are ready to depart  you realize that you've just snotted all over yourself. Perhaps it is even stringing from your face back onto your sleeve. You sit there for a moment or two, thinking to yourself that in all your years of preparation and practice you have basically just imploded the sneeze all over yourself.

This can be expounded by the model of shirt you are wearing. If its a tee you are so screwed. You are gonna have crusties on your upper arm hair all day. A hoodie is probably best case scenario unless it's black.

Also, depends on the company you keep and their acceptance levels. You can be highly ridiculed for it. Especially now. (See: Swine Flu).

[EllToPay]

The feeling you get right after while taking a huge dump.

[catdude33]

How bout when you think you are about to unleash an amazing, totally fulfilling mega-sneeze and then it just fizzles out.  You even do the whole ahhhhh-ahhhhh thing and then it just never comes.  Worst feeling in the world?  I think so.

[The1BigWillie]

Sneezing while taking a huge dump.... and getting a hummer. 

[PCR]

That's pretty elite.  People who sneeze 3x are weird, though.  It's like you have a 3xsneeze fetish or something. 

Is anyone else having horrible sinus congestion this week?  I'm having to double up the decongestants just to breath.   

[Skydog]

Sneezing while taking a huge dump.... and getting a hummer. 

It's called a Blumpkin bro. Get with the times.

[jmlynch1]

The sneeze is the orgasm of the nose

[Perry]

One time in 4th grade this asshole who sat behind me sneezed on my arm because he didn't like my hand hanging off the edge of his desk. It was one of the big nasty globs, and it was one of the most disgusting things that's happened to me so far in life. I went to the nurse's office to it disinfected and cleaned.

[Prince McJunkins]

The hat trick of bliss is eating a huge, satisfying meal, smoking a cigarette and taking a giant, long, gratifying dump.

[yoga-lika_abana]

love sneezing only reason I'll usually pluck some nose hairs.

lil ppl big world didn't they say something about it being 1/8th an orgasm.

[jthutch]

In order of elitness IMO

1) huge dump!!!!

2) Sneezing I'm usually a 3 timer.

3)  Scratching my butt when there is an annoying itch.

[Winters]

Scratching when you first get a cast off..

[Oklahoma_Cat]

being gone for like a week on business, getting home, and dropping a huge load in the mrs.?

 

[Pett]

The sneeze is the orgasm of the nose

Heard it was equivalent to 1/10th of an orgasm.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

OMG, you totally have swine flu!   

[Joker]

What OK Cat said.  Franking >>>>> sneezing.

[Thin Blue Line]

None of you bastages have ever had sex, have you?

[fatty fat fat]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

i hate it. you feel like you are in pain afterwards, and "bless you" is real uncomf

[steve dave]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

i hate it. you feel like you are in pain afterwards, and "bless you" is real uncomf

I never, NEVER, say bless you.  I also don't like it when someone says it to me. 

[Thin Blue Line]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

i hate it. you feel like you are in pain afterwards, and "bless you" is real uncomf

I never, NEVER, say bless you.  I also don't like it when someone says it to me. 

When someone sneezes, try saying, "Go to hell" or "Damn you". Fun for you and your whole family.

[yoga-lika_abana]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

i hate it. you feel like you are in pain afterwards, and "bless you" is real uncomf

I never, NEVER, say bless you.  I also don't like it when someone says it to me. 

could always go the Seinfeld route.

[RonLongshaft]

Is there anything better than running off a chain of 2 or 3 big sneezes?  I can't think of anything.

i hate it. you feel like you are in pain afterwards, and "bless you" is real uncomf

I never, NEVER, say bless you.  I also don't like it when someone says it to me. 

could always go the Seinfeld route.

do this often,

You're soooooo good lookin