easy way to tell a d00d on campus is ghey.

[RonLongshaft]

seriously, all dudes carrying a umbrella on campus (or anywhere) = 

[Saulbadguy]

Sorry dude, umbrella = social elite. I've got a royals umbrella that looks like a baseball from top. Beat that. You can't, can you?
GTFO

[RonLongshaft]

nope still ghey

[RonLongshaft]

[catdude33]

I always carried a dainty little umbrella in my bag just in case in rained.  Came in handy quite a few times.

[pwrcat1]

I hope your room mates find your image search history.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I thought the answer to the subject line was "they're wearing ku gear"

[FelixRex]

Is it okay to punch out armholes from a trash bag for a poncho? Just looking for some middle ground here.

[Brock Landers]

Umbrellas aren't necessarily ghey, i always preferred to rock a waterproof jacket that had a hood on it.  Now 2 dudes sharing an umbrella, THAT is beyond ghey.  I would happily walk in a downpour next to a buddy that had an umbrella than share it with him.  That's just wrong.

[EllToPay]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

[Brock Landers]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

[Thin Blue Line]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

Considering it was a moped, yes it was. Also, that wasn't a safety grip you were holding onto. Very ghey.

[EllToPay]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

But d00d, when given the choice of a 30 minute walk back to the house, or a 4 minute ride on a motorcycle with another guy (not holding on to him, BTW), what would you choose?

[pwrcat1]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

That's just homophobic, imo.

[pwrcat1]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

But d00d, when given the choice of a 30 minute walk back to the house, or a 4 minute ride on a motorcycle with another guy (not holding on to him, BTW), what would you choose?

It's borderline.

[Thin Blue Line]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

But d00d, when given the choice of a 30 minute walk back to the house, or a 4 minute ride on a motorcycle with another guy (not holding on to him, BTW), what would you choose?

30 minute walk. But, then again, I'm not ghey.

[Ben Ji 2.0]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

Dont forget the whole urinal rule, its very similar to the movie seat buffer. In case your wondering I'll give some cliff notes on it

When walking into a men's room and the row of urinals is completely vacant, you are to proceed to the farthest urinal from the door.
Do not use the one that is low set (leave this one for little boys) unless God has been as good to you as he has been to me and you need the extra clearance

When a row of urinals is occupied by one person...do not...I repeat do NOT take a urinal to either side of that individual when it is physically possible to take a different one

When multiple men are at urinals you should split the difference taking one in the middle being equidistant from those immediately adjacent to you

Do not take a standup piss using a toilet in a stall if urinals are available. If you're enough of a girl to need a whole toilet in a public restroom then by all means, sit the hell down and close the door.

[Thin Blue Line]

Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house?

I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too.  There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle.  I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater.  There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.

IMO, of course.

Dont forget the whole urinal rule, its very similar to the movie seat buffer. In case your wondering I'll give some cliff notes on it

When walking into a men's room and the row of urinals is completely vacant, you are to proceed to the farthest urinal from the door.
Do not use the one that is low set (leave this one for little boys) unless God has been as good to you as he has been to me and you need the extra clearance

When a row of urinals is occupied by one person...do not...I repeat do NOT take a urinal to either side of that individual when it is physically possible to take a different one

When multiple men are at urinals you should split the difference taking one in the middle being equidistant from those immediately adjacent to you

Do not take a standup piss using a toilet in a stall if urinals are available. If you're enough of a girl to need a whole toilet in a public restroom then by all means, sit the hell down and close the door.

Try real hard not to tap your foot, too.

[EllToPay]

30 minute walk. But, then again, I'm not ghey.

GTFO. I hate liars. 

[Bookcat]

solo umbrella usage is okay if its really coming down...

a light sprinkle?...


two guys sharing the same umbrella?....always 


otherwise gtfomf

[Perry]

The movie seat buffer obviously shouldn't apply if you're lame enough to go when the movie theater is packed.

Can't all the gayness of these things be avoided if you say "No homo" as you do it? Except the umbrella sharing thing...no excuse for that

[catdude33]

solo umbrella usage is okay if its really coming down...

a light sprinkle?...


two guys sharing the same umbrella?....always 

I've shared a poncho with a dude before.  Every few minutes we switched who got to wear the hood.   

[ksuno1stunner]

nothing gay about mopeds imo, even sharing, as long as u didn't hold on to him and had those side thingies.

curious, what kind of moped?

[hemmy]

Shared an umbrella w/a guy once, but it was raining so f'n hard, just pouring, and I had about a mile to walk

[EllToPay]

nothing gay about mopeds imo, even sharing, as long as u didn't hold on to him and had those side thingies.

curious, what kind of moped?

Not a moped. Just a regular motorcycle. Wasn't sure what kind.

No handles to hold on to either. Just kept my balance.

[jmlynch1]

  at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

[FBWillie]

Seriously though...   How do you know another guy is ghey?
















He smiles when you &@#% him in the a$$

[Bookcat]

Seriously though...   How do you know another guy is ghey?
















He smiles when you &@#% him in the a$$

do we really want to start a "ya know how I know you're gay" thread? OKAY!!!

You know how I know you're gay....?

You have a bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face."

[phicat1448]

at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.

One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.

[fatty fat fat]

at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers

qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.

One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.

interesting...i learn new things everyday.