Swine Flu: Coming to a town near you

[PCR]

As in flu.  Who's staying home until this thing blows over?  Are you gonna wear a surgical mask to the bar?   

or 

[Perry]

wut?

[RonLongshaft]

the Swine Flu?

[jeffy]

The Swine Flu only affects Communist Pigs.

[PCR]

2 confirmed cases in Kansas now.

[PCR]

FYI this is from the 1918 flu pandemic article in Wikipedia:

It probably originated in the Far East.[9] The disease was first observed at Fort Riley, Kansas, United States, on March 4, 1918,[10] and Queens, New York, on March 11, 1918.

[fatty fat fat]

nbaf/parking garage will solve this.

[hillwalking03]

 We can all thank Texas.  If they hadn't sued to stop the bio-lab, we'd have solved this sh*t by now.

[Thin Blue Line]

I thought it came from Mexico. Thanks, MJ.   

[JTKSU]

I thought it came from Mexico. Thanks, MJ.   

I brought back something from Mexico and it sure as hell wasn't the flu.  

[AzCat]

This will in all liklihood turn out just about as spectacularly as the avian flu did a few years ago. 

[Thin Blue Line]

I thought it came from Mexico. Thanks, MJ.   

I brought back something from Mexico and it sure as hell wasn't the flu.  

Shave the hair off. Usually works.

[ew2x4]

We need something to help control the population.

[Pike]

wtf is going on? Someone needs to show a link to some online article or something explaining what the deal is.

"i mean what is the deal" (see sig pic)

[TAFNA Dude]

getting a little paranoid about this myself.

http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-fg-mexico-swineflu26-2009apr26,0,389929.story

[Bookcat]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html



just don't go to mexico right now. All I'm saying.

It probably isn't deadly if you have access to an emergency room and a good doctor...otherwise this thing is probably going to kill more people in impoverished areas.

This is serious.

[Bookcat]

Not to freak everyone out...but I guess I will....but you can walk around without any symptoms for two days with most flu infections and be completely contagious, which is why this is probably spreading like it is.

Hope this gets under control soon, or my summer plans to travel to Europe might be diverted.

[willie83]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html



just don't go to mexico right now. All I'm saying.

It probably isn't deadly if you have access to an emergency room and a good doctor...otherwise this thing is probably going to kill more people in impoverished areas.

This is serious.

Won't work, Mexico will come to you.

[The42Yardstick]

Oh so hey I was down in Big Bend during Spring Break 2009 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO which of course is like right by the Mexico border. So therefore I must be a carrier and I'm going to transmit swine flu to all of you over the internet. And BMW thinks he can stick it to KSU fans? Pssssh 

[Bookcat]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html



just don't go to mexico right now. All I'm saying.

It probably isn't deadly if you have access to an emergency room and a good doctor...otherwise this thing is probably going to kill more people in impoverished areas.

This is serious.

Won't work, Mexico will come to you.

and that's the problem. Guess a couple from Abilene went to Mexico City for vacation and brought home the swine flu.

[Dirty Sanchez]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html



just don't go to mexico right now. All I'm saying.

It probably isn't deadly if you have access to an emergency room and a good doctor...otherwise this thing is probably going to kill more people in impoverished areas.

This is serious.

Won't work, Mexico will come to you.

and that's the problem. Guess a couple from Abilene went to Mexico City for vacation and brought home the swine flu.

Have to call my dad and see if he knows who it was.

[sys]

i may be dying of this.  will update when i know for sure.

[Bookcat]

If you get on quick onset of flu symptoms go to the doctor right away. The flu season should be ending right now so it should be unusual to get the flu. Kansas had a relatively dormant flu season this year. Last year was worse.

[Bookcat]

I'm going to Italy this summer. Hope this outbreak doesn't mean I'm sitting in customs for two hours getting blood taken, temperature, physical...etc...what a nightmare.

[The42Yardstick]

i may be dying of this.  will update when i know for sure.

 

[JTKSU]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html



just don't go to mexico right now. All I'm saying.

It probably isn't deadly if you have access to an emergency room and a good doctor...otherwise this thing is probably going to kill more people in impoverished areas.

This is serious.

Won't work, Mexico will come to you.

and that's the problem. Guess a couple from Abilene went to Mexico City for vacation and brought home the swine flu.

Have to call my dad and see if he knows who it was.

Dude there's like 21 million people in Mexico City.  I'm sure your dad doesn't know every single one of them.   

[Winters]

I thought it came from Mexico. Thanks, MJ'CLAMS   

[Dirty Sanchez]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html



just don't go to mexico right now. All I'm saying.

It probably isn't deadly if you have access to an emergency room and a good doctor...otherwise this thing is probably going to kill more people in impoverished areas.

This is serious.

Won't work, Mexico will come to you.

and that's the problem. Guess a couple from Abilene went to Mexico City for vacation and brought home the swine flu.

Have to call my dad and see if he knows who it was.

Dude there's like 21 million people in Mexico City.  I'm sure your dad doesn't know every single one of them.   

 

[jeffy]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/26/swine.flu/index.html



just don't go to mexico right now. All I'm saying.

It probably isn't deadly if you have access to an emergency room and a good doctor...otherwise this thing is probably going to kill more people in impoverished areas.

This is serious.

Won't work, Mexico will come to you.

and that's the problem. Guess a couple from Abilene went to Mexico City for vacation and brought home the swine flu.

Have to call my dad and see if he knows who it was.

He didn't know.... They didn't even know that Dickinson County had anything like that.  Two of the sherriffs were out sick, so there was some speculation that they were dying and spreading it to all illegal mexicans and inmates in Abilene. 

[Thin Blue Line]

i may be dying of this.  will update when i know for sure.

 

Yeah, yeah. I know. It's hard to find someone, as easy as Sys, to pick on. Get well soon, D-Bag!