I got really sad when I saw the name, thinking he had finally made his way over here. But then became really happy when I read the post. 
Oh I am here, now go kill yourself.
Why didn't you just say so? I mean, plenty of people have changed user names when they came over to this board, but why come "out" now? Most try to remain bi-anonymous.
Also, which of the chicks in your GPC sigs have you &@#%ed, and of those which has the hairiest box? Oh, and have you gone anal with any of them? ....stream of consciousness here....which of them, and please provide specific references to your previous sig photos, tolerates anal?