I don't know who you think you are, Mr. Serious-pants. Here's an idea, lets start a...well...never mind, I have no idea what you've ever done for this forum. 
2 Pages!!!!!

I hope this thread is going to be as long as the "I got banned from Scout" thread! That would be SOOOOO cool!
I truly hope one day I can accomplish as an impressive resume of internet message board contributions as you. I feel I've really gotten to know you through your introspective and sharing on this board, and I really think you're the role model for this generation. Seriously, with your contributions around here, you should be working with an agent for your future memoirs. Heavy stuff.