A little to frisky

[ew2x4]

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

Lexington Park, Maryland -- A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.

http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=120510&catid=176

[Thin Blue Line]

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

Lexington Park, Maryland -- A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.

http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=120510&catid=176

                      

[RonLongshaft]

brilliant, fracking brilliant 

[EmporiaWildcat]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

[KSt8er]

What a dumbass, everyone knows that's what the Saws-All is for. 

[Winters]

Hilarious. 

[ew2x4]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

[raquetcat]

Reminds me of this, maybe it's where they got the idea?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett

That looks like it's gonna hurt

That means it's working

I'm gonna live forever!

[pissclams]

Reminds me of this, maybe it's where they got the idea?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett

That looks like it's gonna hurt

That means it's working

I'm gonna live forever!

what a romantic fist attachment

[QuinnMac]

Reminds me of this, maybe it's where they got the idea?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett

That looks like it's gonna hurt

That means it's working

I'm gonna live forever!

what a romantic fist attachment

[Lurker]

Reminds me of this, maybe it's where they got the idea?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/will-arnett-human-giant-sex-tape-from-human-giant-and-will-arnett

That looks like it's gonna hurt

That means it's working

I'm gonna live forever!

what a romantic fist attachment

[TAFNA Dude]

sex toys make great saw sheaths.

[hemmy]

at first I thought this thread was going to be about "frisky babysitters"

similar topic it turns out

[EmporiaWildcat]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

[ew2x4]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

[dmartin]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

It's more funny that you think they actually think you went to ESU. there was entirely too much thinking in that sentence.

[EmporiaWildcat]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

Or the fact that lived in Overland Park from 5 to 18?  Thanks.

[RonLongshaft]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

Or the fact that lived in Overland Park from 5 to 18?  Thanks.

most people that go to college go out of High School (age 18) 

[ew2x4]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

Or the fact that lived in Overland Park from 5 to 18?  Thanks.

Wow... 

[EmporiaWildcat]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

Or the fact that lived in Overland Park from 5 to 18?  Thanks.

most people that go to college go out of High School (age 18) 

Yeah, kinda like how I spent four years in Mahattan? 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

Lexington Park, Maryland -- A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.

http://www.digtriad.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=120510&catid=176

                      

Left out... and 

[jthutch]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

Or the fact that lived in Overland Park from 5 to 18?  Thanks.

This coming from the guy correcting to and too.     Who lived in Overland Park?

[EmporiaWildcat]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

Or the fact that lived in Overland Park from 5 to 18?  Thanks.

This coming from the guy correcting to and too.     Who lived in Overland Park?

Whoops.

[ChicagoCat]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/too
versus
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/to

It was more of a typo than anything else. Thanks for sharing your expensive ESU education/snobbery.

I can't decide which is more funny: the fact that you think they teach the difference between "to" and "too" in college, or the fact that you assume I went to Emporia State.

But regardless, 

You put way too much effort into correcting a typo. fwiw. That hard working farm boy attitude they taught you at ESU is really shining right now.

This hasn't gone on long enough 

Or the fact that lived in Overland Park from 5 to 18?  Thanks.

This coming from the guy correcting to and too.     Who lived in Overland Park?

Whoops.