“Dude! Give me the ball! Come on!” screamed Mayo as Wyman clumsily dribbled up the court on a fast break. “Over here! What the &*$@!? I’m OJ Mayo! I’m the top high school basketball player in the country! Give me the ball, you fat @#%$!” Finally, Wyman passed the ball over to Mayo, who drove to the basket and executed a ferocious slam dunk while stepping on the forehead of the opposing defender. “Yea! That’s what I’m talking about!” he screamed as he made his way back down the court. “Nice pass, Jared! Way to go. Now get back on defense, and if you get the ball again, pass it to me. I promise I’ll pass it right back.” Mayo, who is expected to attend USC next year and then go straight to the NBA after one season, has been dominating his gym classes since he was 13. He readily admits that sometimes he expects too much from his teammates. “I guess I’m just so used to playing on real basketball teams that I can get a little impatient in gym class,” said Mayo. “But even a non-basketball playing fat kid should know enough not to put the ball on the floor like that. If he’s going to grab a rebound he should be looking up the court immediately and throwing me an outlet pass. I wish our gym teacher would emphasize that, but he’s too busy taking pictures of me with his goddamn camera phone.”
Mayo, who is expected to attend USC next year and then go straight to the NBA after one season, has been dominating his gym classes since he was 13. He readily admits that sometimes he expects too much from his teammates.
“Dude! Give me the ball! Come on!” screamed Mayo as Wyman clumsily dribbled up the court on a fast break. “Over here! What the &@#%? I’m OJ Mayo! I’m the top high school basketball player in the country! Give me the ball, you fat crap!”
That article sounds like pure BS written by someone with an agenda...
LOLhttp://mb24.scout.com/fkansasinsiderfrm3.showMessage?topicID=74571.topic
If you surround me with the right players, I can take you to the promised land. If you surround me with a bunch of fatsos and nerds, I’m just going to be another Kevin Garnett.
