Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience

[ew2x4]

A couple friends and I caught the midnight showing of Life Aquatic at the Union. Naturally, after the movie everyone had to piss like crazy. So I was at one urinal, my friend at the other, the other friend in line with a few others, and a complete stranger peeing in the stall. complete silence in the room then the guy in the stall starts pissing in perfectly times bursts. piiiissssss- stop  -piiiissssssss-   stop. This went on for about 40 seconds. It sounded like someone used a water squirt gun into the toilet. Very odd, but got everyone in the bathroom laughing at the poor guy.

[FBWillie]

I always enjoy when I drop a big deuce and I hear someone outside the stall laughing as I fart.  But the best was a buddy of mine that would wipe his ass, and drop the toilet paper on the floor and apologize to the person in the stall next to him claiming it was an accident and ask them to kick it back over; just to see if anyone would.  I don't think he ever had any takers.  But always makes for funny stories.


Another one, was when I went into a gas station and there was just a one holer;   I went to open the door; it was locked; and whoever was inside started singing:  "You keep'a knock'n but you can't come in.... "

[QuinnMac]

Had a buddy who looks at my computer a lot I hate him
Had a buddy who claimed to take massive deuces, I never believed him.  He claimed he would never go at his house b/c he would clog the toilet, so he went up the street to target, personal preference I guess.  One day a couple of us were there, and he had to go so he did.  When he came out he said we had to leave, we were all like WTF, mate?  I go look in the bathroom and it is starting to flood, and smell like crap.  Just thought I would share.

[ew2x4]

I remember in high school, it looked like someone had dropped a sweet potato in the stool. It was that &@#%ed up.

[slucat]

A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.

[RonLongshaft]

A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.

I just threw up in the computer lab

[FelixRex]

In high school, my best friend and I would skip out on class and go take dips in the bathroom. Whenever someone came in, we'd fake huge fart noises. Once, he tried to to really sell it by leaning over a bit to actual capture that resonance off the fart sound off the interior of the bowl...but it was game day, and he ended up dunking his tie.

[sonofdaxjones]

A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.

I am currently ripping my eyes out while simultaneously trying to order that  new drug that erases bad memories.

[Stupid Fitz]

This one time I was in Minneapolis taking a 2 and this asshole next to me started tapping his foot under my stall.  I was all, WTF, then the cops came in a arrested him.  I wonder what happened to that guy. 

[hemmy]

surprised fatty hasn't added to this, he seems to have a lot of ksu campus bathroom experience

[SkinnyBenny]

I used to be all timid when deucing in 'ublic 'athrooms.  Then I got an iPod and downloaded that "America, Frank Yeah!" song from Team America.  Now any time I gotta pinch a loaf I just put in my earbuds, crank up that tune, and I'm in the zone, brah. Bombz away.

[Thin Blue Line]

A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.

Oh...dear, sweet mother of God......Game over. Giver slucat the trophy...........
 

[SkinnyBenny]

Give slucat the trophy.......for luckiest person alive?

[Thin Blue Line]

Give slucat the trophy.......for luckiest person alive?

Luckiest person to survive jabba the hut.

[jthutch]

My family was in Sears getting the kids pictures taken.  The oldest was 4 at the time and needed to go "potty" My wife took him in to the womens restroom.  She came back out very quickly.  And proceded to tell me and the Sears employee that someone had exploded all over the walls in the womens room.  Not just the stall but everywhere.  I did not get to witness this magnificent feat myslef but wish I had.   

[ew2x4]

My family was in Sears getting the kids pictures taken.  The oldest was 4 at the time and needed to go "potty" My wife took him in to the womens restroom.  She came back out very quickly.  And proceded to tell me and the Sears employee that someone had exploded all over the walls in the womens room.  Not just the stall but everywhere.  I did not get to witness this magnificent feat myslef but wish I had.   

At my home town's city pool, I've heard many stories just like this in the showers.

[SkinnyBenny]

One time I went to City Pool and everyone was out of the pool while they fished out a log.

[PCR]

slucat is a chick? 

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   

[jeffy]

slucat is a chick? 

duh!  She's been the ksufans.com chick of the week 2 years running!

[Thin Blue Line]

slucat is a chick? 

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   

Either that or slucat just likes to frequent women's dressing rooms/pool rooms.

[Winters]

A couple years ago my friend had to go really really bad. I told him to use the bathroom but the toilet was already clogged. We were at the pool, so he just took a dump in the pool. Then pushed this other d00d in the pool. 

[QuinnMac]

A couple years ago my friend had to go really really bad. I told him to use the bathroom but the toilet was already clogged. We were at the pool, so he just took a dump in the pool. Then pushed this other d00d in the pool. 

What kind of people do you hang out with?

[Winters]

A couple years ago my friend had to go really really bad. I told him to use the bathroom but the toilet was already clogged. We were at the pool, so he just took a dump in the pool. Then pushed this other d00d in the pool. 

What kind of people do you hang out with?

[hemmy]

Ya that is f'n gross winters.

I kid you not though I once stayed at the same hotel 2 diff. times in Anaheim about 6 years apart and both times some 1 took a sh*t in the pool

[Perry]

Friend of mine is a lifeguard. One day someone(s) apparently had some form of non-solid poo everywhere but the toilet, and was nice enough to cover all the door handles and faucets with it. The lifeguards had to clean off the floor, walls, doors, etc. Can't imagine why someone would be so bitter at a public pool   but I'm glad I wasn't there to be part of the cleanup crew. 

[ArchE_Cat]

slucat is a chick? 

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   

I known a guy that back in the day slipped on crap in the bathroom of a Steak n Shake, and got the crap all over himself. So he had to hang out in the bathroom while his dad went Walmart to get him some new clothes. He was the only kid on the trip where this happened so he thought he could keep the story from us, but when they got back his dad told everyone.

[QuinnMac]

slucat is a chick? 

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   

I known a guy that back in the day slipped on crap in the bathroom of a Steak n Shake, and got the crap all over himself. So he had to hang out in the bathroom while his dad went Walmart to get him some new clothes. He was the only kid on the trip where this happened so he thought he could keep the story from us, but when they got back his dad told everyone.

What a dick!

[Rick Daris]

a friend of mine once took a dump in his own hand for ten dollars.

[Cole]

a friend of mine once took a dump in his own hand for ten dollars.

that's F*cking gross. and he only did it for 10 bucks. poor SOB.

[FBWillie]

One time I was at Milford swimming at a beach you can only get to by boat.   I had to sh1t really bad, but couldn't make it back to camp because I was either going to sh1t there, or in the boat ride back.   I went to go behind some bushes, but people could see, so I swam out about 100 yards, took the trunks off entirely,  shat, while I was dog paddleing & holding my swim trunks, put my pants back on and swam back.   It was the grossest thing I've ever done and I've never told anyone about it & I can't believe I just did.