Ever had some chick's ex-boyfriend call you?

[The1BigWillie]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

[Pete]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

Yikes.


Probably just don't say a word.  Lose-Lose.

[Winters]

That has even happened to me, but it was a weird facebook message? 

[mjrod]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

Say "Dude, I'm in your ex-girlfriend.  All your bitches belong to me."

[mjrod]

That has even happened to me, but it was a weird facebook message? 

 

[cyclist]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

Say "Dude, I'm in your ex-girlfriend.  All your bitches belong to me."

All your base are belong to us !

[jeffy]

"Did you know your ex has a cock now?"

[rundown87]

I had my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend call me.  He was pretty pissed because she always calls me and tells me how if I take her back she'll break up with him.  Also, my girlfriend calls her and yells at her for calling me.  Seems like they are both wasting their time. . .but I haven't had any of my girlfriends ex-boyfriends call me.  Would be weird.

[Winters]

That has even happened to me, but it was a weird facebook message? 

 

Whatever you say...

[The1BigWillie]

I went ahead and told her.  She said he had figured out a bunch of her passwords, email, etc... in the past and snooped around and probably has access to her cell records somehow.  Now she's worried I'm going to blow her off because it inconveniences me.   

Creepy &@#%er. 

I know, I know... ttiwwp.

[Pete]

I went ahead and told her.  She said he had figured out a bunch of her passwords, email, etc... in the past and snooped around and probably has access to her cell records somehow.  Now she's worried I'm going to blow her off because it inconveniences me.   

Creepy franker. 

I know, I know... ttiwwp.

Ditch her and put this thing in your rear view mirror.

[QuinnMac]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

Say "Dude, I'm in your ex-girlfriend.  All your bitches belong to me."

All your base are belong to us !

LOLsiz

[JTKSU]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

How'd the sonofabitch get your phone number?  Sounds like your chick gave it to him, and is playing some seriously stupid games.  Next time you've got her bent over, change lanes without signaling, and then tell her that's what happens to dumb bitches.  Then text the ex-boyfriend, and tell him you're balls deep in the bitches arse.  I think that should solve any problems in the future.

[Brock Landers]

Yeah just send him a text that says "Hey, how do I taste?"

That should freak him out a little, maybe enough to stop calling you.

[JTKSU]

Yeah just send him a text that says "Hey, how do I taste?"

That should freak him out a little, maybe enough to stop calling you.

Probably not the best way to approach this situation.  The problem is: every time you kiss your current girlfriend, you are basically kissing that dude's wang.

[Thin Blue Line]

Text him and ask him if he knew she had aids, herpes or whatever std you like.

[KITNfury]

Text him and ask him if he knew she had aids, herpes or whatever std you like.

Better if worded like "Hey, are you the guy that gave her the herpes?"

[SkinnyBenny]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

Say "Dude, I'm in your ex-girlfriend.  All your bitches belong to me."

All your base are belong to us !

We get signal.
WHAT???
Main screen turn on.
IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The1BigWillie]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

How'd the sonofabitch get your phone number?  Sounds like your chick gave it to him, and is playing some seriously stupid games.  Next time you've got her bent over, change lanes without signaling, and then tell her that's what happens to dumb bitches.  Then text the ex-boyfriend, and tell him you're balls deep in the bitches arse.  I think that should solve any problems in the future.

He apparently had all of her passwords for email and what not and she thought she had changed everything.  She must have forgotten to change the password to her online account for her cell phone.  I'm going to find out what he drives and whether or not he is a gun owner. 

[JTKSU]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

How'd the sonofabitch get your phone number?  Sounds like your chick gave it to him, and is playing some seriously stupid games.  Next time you've got her bent over, change lanes without signaling, and then tell her that's what happens to dumb bitches.  Then text the ex-boyfriend, and tell him you're balls deep in the bitches arse.  I think that should solve any problems in the future.

He apparently had all of her passwords for email and what not and she thought she had changed everything.  She must have forgotten to change the password to her online account for her cell phone.  I'm going to find out what he drives and whether or not he is a gun owner. 

I had an ex-girlfriend who used to check my voice mail for months after we broke up.  Apparently, I checked my messages from her phone one night when my phone was dead, and she wrote it down.  Least that's what she said.  Creepy crap.  I couldn't figure out how I had old messages that I had never listened to.

[Thin Blue Line]

Some poor bastard is calling me and hanging up when I answer. He's like 36.  I feel sorry for him.  I'll probably be done with his ex in a few weeks.  Should I just tell him that with a text message? 

How'd the sonofabitch get your phone number?  Sounds like your chick gave it to him, and is playing some seriously stupid games.  Next time you've got her bent over, change lanes without signaling, and then tell her that's what happens to dumb bitches.  Then text the ex-boyfriend, and tell him you're balls deep in the bitches arse.  I think that should solve any problems in the future.

He apparently had all of her passwords for email and what not and she thought she had changed everything.  She must have forgotten to change the password to her online account for her cell phone.  I'm going to find out what he drives and whether or not he is a gun owner. 

I had an ex-girlfriend who used to check my voice mail for months after we broke up.  Apparently, I checked my messages from her phone one night when my phone was dead, and she wrote it down.  Least that's what she said.  Creepy crap.  I couldn't figure out how I had old messages that I had never listened to.

Sound familiar?