Guess the intro/commercial break voice overs for V-Day

[Kat Kid]

I'll start.

"It may be Valentine's Day, but there is no love lost between these two in-state rivals."

"It may be Valentine's Day, but these two teams are in a custody battle for the title of best basketball team in the state of Kansas.

"It may be Valentine's Day, but there is not a lot of love in the air here at Bramlage Coliseum." (cut to shot of elite booing)

[slucat]

...and someone is going to go home broken hearted.

[cireksu]

3rd one, brought to us by bob davis.

[steve dave]

You know who's not getting a valentine?  Any of those girls Reesing gave herpes to....because they are now undatable. 

[TAFNA Dude]

It may be valentines day, but i'm getting really sick of sherron rubbing his junk all over me. (Armstrong)

[GoodForAnother]

It may be Valentine's Day, but hatred has hardened the black hearts here in Manhattan, Kansas, and we're about to witness one of the most negative and derogatory environments on planet Earth here in the hellish cavern they call Bramlage Coliseum.

[bigDcat]

It may be Valentine's Day, but hatred has hardened the black hearts here in Manhattan, Kansas, and we're about to witness one of the most negative and derogatory environments on planet Earth here in the hellish cavern they call Bramlage Coliseum.

[rundown87]

It may be Valentine's Day, but hatred has hardened the black hearts here in Manhattan, Kansas, and we're about to witness one of the most negative and derogatory environments on planet Earth here in the hellish cavern they call The Octagon of DOOM Bramlage Coliseum.

DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN

[slucat]

It may be Valentine's Day, but hatred has hardened the black hearts here in Manhattan, Kansas, and we're about to witness one of the most negative and derogatory environments on planet Earth here in the hellish cavern they call Bramlage Coliseum.

+1

[Ben Ji 2.0]

So from ossawatomie to ottawa, from leawood to liberty, this may be a day that Kansas State faithful will never forget.

[catzacker]

You know who's not getting a valentine?  Any of those girls Reesing gave herpes to....because they are now undatable. 

lmfao

[michigancat]

coverage map?

[VGibsonLives]

You know who's not getting a valentine?  Any of those girls Reesing gave herpes to....because they are now undatable. 

Girls? The fellas at the Tool Shed Tap in Topeka say Sparkles doesn't "do" girls.
(clarification-not that I know first hand about the said fairy dancer bar)

[Del Tremens]

"It may be Valentine's Day, but there is no love lost between these two in-state rivals."

This is, by far, the front-runner.  I would put the odds of this being used at ~90%, with the field at 10%.

[Xbring_on_the_catsX]

It may be Valentine's Day, but hatred has hardened the black hearts here in Manhattan, Kansas, and we're about to witness one of the most negative and derogatory environments on planet Earth here in the hellish cavern they call Bramlage Coliseum.

Quote from Whitlock's column 1 week from today?  "Angriest place in college basketball part 2."