Dave is originaly from New York. He is Dominican and his mom speaks very little english. On graduation day she came to Manhattan Kansas to see the impossible. To see Dave walk across the stage and recieve a diploma. This was a huge accomplishment because nobody ever thought Dave would graduate or live through college. But he did graduate that day just not as planned.
It all began the night before when Dave calls one of his "bootycalls" Dave got a case of beer and captin morgan and went to "Hopies" house. His graduation was scheduled for 9:30 A.M. I get a phone call at about 9:45. It was Dave's brother also in from New York to see his screw up brother graduate he wanted to know where Dave was, I thought he was at his graduation. About 15 mins later I get a call from Dave. He was still at Hopies house and wanted me to bring his cap and gown so he could go to his graduation. Well, I drop him off at the 'bram' and his graduation is over and everyone is coming out. I go home he runs into the crowd with his cap and gown.
About 20 min later Dave's brother drags Dave into our apartment and throws Dave in the shower. And all I hear him say is get cleaned up I'm going to fix this.
The next thing I know is I get a call from a friend of ours laughing histaricly. He was at his girlfriends graduation for education. In the middle of the speakers speech Dave runs down the stairs of Bramlage and sits down with the college of education. (Dave has a social science degree).
