NOW i want one...

[RonLongshaft]

always made fun of these things but now after some food poisoning (i believe) and crapting my brains out of the last 36 hours, I'm pretty sure my raw asseye would appreciate it.

[Pett]

Wow, never actually seen one before. I've always thought it was an urban legend or something. But that certainly does look craptastic...

Quick question though, where does the sh1t go? Don't see the drain in that pic.

[QuinnMac]

You do know you don't actually poop in the bidet, right?

[SkinnyBenny]

I used a gold-encrusted bidet at a millionaire's "I'm the richest man in the universe" party on 4th of July in 2002.

Jeal?

[Perry]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

[QuinnMac]

people who own these generally don't get black out drunk every Taco Tuesday, Perr.

[RonLongshaft]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

would you wanna piss and crap in the same device that in returns sprays "clean" water back up your turd baler?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

would you wanna piss and crap in the same device that in returns sprays "clean" water back up your turd baler?

What difference does that make.  You drop a log and and get a little splashback on the poophole anyway.

[RonLongshaft]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

would you wanna piss and crap in the same device that in returns sprays "clean" water back up your turd baler?

What difference does that make.  You drop a log and and get a little splashback on the poophole anyway.

amateurs 

[QuinnMac]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

would you wanna piss and crap in the same device that in returns sprays "clean" water back up your turd baler?

What difference does that make.  You drop a log and and get a little splashback on the poophole anyway.

So at that moment you decide wiping is no longer necessary?

[Pett]

You do know you don't actually poop in the bidet, right?

Didn't actually know that.

I just figured you took care of business....then it drained, then the water goes on and shoots up @ you.

[QuinnMac]

Naw, they are placed right next to each other.

[Perry]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

would you wanna piss and crap in the same device that in returns sprays "clean" water back up your turd baler?

Would you wanna walk into your bathroom after a party and see a turd in your bidet?

I was thinking there could be a little bidet faucet thing sticking out of the water in the back part of it or something, then after you flush you could use it...
 
I've only ever seen 1 irl, at a friend's house. I walked in there and was like 
Thankfully I had enough intelligence to not crap into something that I didn't think was a toilet

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Brew's &@#%ing RV has like 2 of these.

[QuinnMac]

Brew's franking RV has like 2 of these.

[SWNE-Cat]

ku should get one for mangino. It would save on towels. But, could he move from one to the other? 

[QuinnMac]

ku should get one for mangino. It would save on towels. But, could he move from one to the other? 

You would probably need a fire hydrant type water pressure system, could get messy.

[Bookcat]

Wow, never actually seen one before. I've always thought it was an urban legend or something. But that certainly does look craptastic...

Quick question though, where does the sh1t go? Don't see the drain in that pic.

 

[dr00d]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

Yes, the japs created a toilet like this many years ago.  I have no idea what it is called though...I'll go searching on google.

[ksuno1stunner]

they have those by every toilet here, like a hose w/ a squirter thing.  tried it once, water kind of gets everywhere.

[dr00d]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

[Perry]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

Arigato

[Joker]

Science must be advanced enough by now to put bidets and toilets into one somehow...having 2 things in the bathroom to squat over could be confusing to intoxicated people...

Yes, the japs created a toilet like this many years ago.  I have no idea what it is called though...I'll go searching on google.

What is it with Japs and s hit?

[jthutch]

They have a thing that can retro fit your toilet with a little squirter, but can't seem to find a link or pic anywhere now.  I bet I can get a tube and a hose end sprayer, or in some cases a pressure washer and rig up everyones thinking chair.  What do you say anyone up for a business venture?

[RonLongshaft]

This seriously has been the worst 1/2 week of my life. 

[LynchMob2007]

My dad has a personal bathroom in his office and it has a bidet in it. 

[Mob Mentality]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

It's a pretty funny read.  Fully automatic.  Apparently will even massage the vulva. 

I'm sure the Jap women love this feature.  Probably explains the # in most households. 

Clicking on the Wiki link to vulva is entertaining too.  Doesn't have a NSFW warning but it should.

[RonLongshaft]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

#1 It's a pretty funny read.  Fully automatic.  Apparently will even massage the vulva. 

I'm sure the Jap women love this feature.  Probably explains the # in most households. 

#2 Clicking on the Wiki link to vulva is entertaining too.  Doesn't have a NSFW warning but it should.

#1 that is BA would put an end to the toliet seat up arguement.

#2 

[Mob Mentality]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

#1 It's a pretty funny read.  Fully automatic.  Apparently will even massage the vulva. 

I'm sure the Jap women love this feature.  Probably explains the # in most households. 

#2 Clicking on the Wiki link to vulva is entertaining too.  Doesn't have a NSFW warning but it should.

#1 that is BA would put an end to the toliet seat up arguement.

#2 

I think I might even consider peeing sitting down on that toilet.  Get a Ball Sack massage when your done.

As long as the pressure isn't too high otherwise...

[Mob Mentality]

Heck forget about peeing.  Might be worth it to just read a magazine and get a Ball Sack massage every now and again.