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February 02, 2009, 03:03:28 PM
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BigXIIpowercat

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you last measured ur wiener length? I mean, I think every male has done it at least once, just curious when was the last time.

February 02, 2009, 03:38:20 PM
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February 02, 2009, 03:47:20 PM
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What are you  :ku: :kugayfight:
Yes. Speaking of which, what r u doing later?

February 02, 2009, 03:50:20 PM
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Who cares about length?  It's the width/circumference that matters!

February 02, 2009, 03:55:26 PM
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Who cares about length?  It's the width/circumference that matters!
Prolly true.

I just got to thinking, all loller like, when wiener size got brought up in a thread on 'nother board. How do you know? I mean, I don't. Maybe a grown man should know this sort of thing. At the same time, feel a bit 'tardo by breaking out a tape measure.

February 02, 2009, 04:30:37 PM
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I measure in centimeters. That way it's a bigger number and when I tell people they don't have as good of a frame of reference (except for this one sneaky Canadian chick I know).

February 02, 2009, 04:33:19 PM
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I haven't measured in awhile but I'm proud of mine
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February 02, 2009, 04:34:40 PM
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I measure in centimeters. That way it's a bigger number and when I tell people they don't have as good of a frame of reference (except for this one sneaky Canadian chick I know).

Most girls don't have a concept of circumference.  If you tell them your Johnson is six inches around, their jaw will drop.  Six inches in length.... not so much.

February 02, 2009, 04:36:27 PM
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What are you  :ku: :kugayfight:
Yes. Speaking of which, what r u doing later?

Now that we got that out of the way, I measure every night before I go to bed to see if the enzite is working.  I have a chart on my wall with marks to see the progress. (like when you were kids and marked how tall you are only at a different angle.)

February 02, 2009, 07:09:16 PM
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February 02, 2009, 08:01:55 PM
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What are you  :ku: :kugayfight:
Yes. Speaking of which, what r u doing later?

Now that we got that out of the way, I measure every night before I go to bed to see if the enzite is working.  I have a chart on my wall with marks to see the progress. (like when you were kids and marked how tall you are only at a different angle.)

sooo, is it working?

February 02, 2009, 08:05:15 PM
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No measuring tape is long enough to get a "proper" estimate. :)

Just playing, but in all honesty I'm 18 right now & still haven't done that even to this day.

February 02, 2009, 08:05:53 PM
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February 02, 2009, 08:23:46 PM
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I measure in centimeters. That way it's a bigger number and when I tell people they don't have as good of a frame of reference (except for this one sneaky Canadian chick I know).

Most girls don't have a concept of circumference.  If you tell them your Johnson is six inches around, their jaw will drop.  Six inches in length.... not so much.

That's a freakin' oil can!

February 02, 2009, 09:53:46 PM
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No measuring tape is long enough to get a "proper" estimate. :)

Just playing, but in all honesty I'm 18 right now & still haven't done that even to this day.
Gay or scared of the truth?

February 02, 2009, 10:37:56 PM
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Unless there's a consensus on where to start from (mid-taint, bunghole, sack, etc), you can never have a true standard of measure.

February 02, 2009, 10:43:24 PM
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February 02, 2009, 10:56:12 PM
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you last measured ur wiener length? I mean, I think every male has done it at least once, just curious when was the last time.

Dunno, lost my yardstick a while back?   :dunno:

February 02, 2009, 11:11:21 PM
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Don't forget to include the hidden penis in your measurement.

Hidden Penis

A hidden penis is frequently referred to as a buried or concealed penis. There are multiple causes of buried penis including obesity, aging with an overlying fold of abdominal fat and skin, and a shortage of penile skin from chronic inflammation or an overly aggressive circumcision. (See category of Buried Penis under Penile and Scrotal Surgery)

Some men are born with a congenital fat pad that tends to make the penis inconspicuous. The skin of the lower abdomen and pubis descends or sags with age, causing the penis of some men to hide under the excess skin and fat. Obesity makes the concealment of the penis worse. Various procedures are available to make the penis more visible if the penile shaft is buried below the surface of the skin from obesity or aging, an overly aggressive circumcision, congenital fat deposits, or a small phallus,

If excess skin and fat are present on the lower abdomen and pubis, the skin and fat are excised, elevating the pubic region and giving a more youthful appearance to the penis and genitalia. If fat only is present, liposuction or open surgical removal of the fat is performed. The skin of the pubis is sutured down to the underlying abdominal tissue, which prevents the penis from hiding in the pubic area. The skin at the base of the penis and scrotum is sutured to the erectile bodies, preventing the penis from retracting into fat or into the scrotum. (FIGURE 1 & 2)

The extent of the operation depends on the severity of the deformity. Surgery is usually done as an outpatient. The improvement in penile and pubic appearance can be dramatic.

http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20Enhancement/hidden_penis.htm

February 02, 2009, 11:50:02 PM
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February 03, 2009, 12:16:50 AM
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you last measured ur wiener length? I mean, I think every male has done it at least once, just curious when was the last time.

Dunno, lost my yardstick a while back?   :dunno:

How does one lose a yardstick? 

Nevermind, follow-up question: have you checked up your butt and around the corner?


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February 03, 2009, 05:39:14 AM
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you last measured ur wiener length? I mean, I think every male has done it at least once, just curious when was the last time.

Dunno, lost my yardstick a while back?   :dunno:
He's running around here somewhere. But I gotta be honest, "throat deep" really isn't a true measurement.

« Last Edit: February 03, 2009, 05:42:53 AM by BigXIIpowercat »

February 03, 2009, 08:49:58 AM
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I measure in centimeters. That way it's a bigger number and when I tell people they don't have as good of a frame of reference (except for this one sneaky Canadian chick I know).

Most girls don't have a concept of circumference.  If you tell them your Johnson is six inches around, their jaw will drop.  Six inches in length.... not so much.

That's a freakin' oil can!

So you don't have any idea about circumference either, huh?

February 03, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
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February 04, 2009, 08:31:26 AM
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What are you  :ku: :kugayfight:
Yes. Speaking of which, what r u doing later?

Now that we got that out of the way, I measure every night before I go to bed to see if the enzite is working.  I have a chart on my wall with marks to see the progress. (like when you were kids and marked how tall you are only at a different angle.)

sooo, is it working?

I can no longer pull my pants up without considerable pain.  I think that smiling Bob guy is full of crap.  My wiener looks like it has a patuitary problem.

February 04, 2009, 08:44:18 AM
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"I have a tiny wiener" jokes are 100000x funnier than lame "I have a huge wiener" jokes.


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