Do you read on the toilet?

[wes mantooth]

I ask this because everywhere I've worked, always sports pages laying on the floor.  I know it's kind of a thing that guys do but, I'm gonna be honest, I've never got into it.  Tried it...didn't like it.  I like to get in, and get out in a timely fashion.  Toilets are disgusting, don't want to spend extra time hanging out reading something I could read in a much cleaner environment.  Also, I'm assuming d--dz that read on the 'let smell worse than guys that don't.

[RonLongshaft]

only place you'll catch this cat reading. Love it. read, crossword, sudex, have surfed on the laptop before, everthing bra.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Nothing going on but crapping while I'm in there.  I kinda figure any reading material that's in there is covered with dried piss.  Don't really like hanging out with my pants around my ankles unless there's a woman involved.

[catdude33]

I ask this because everywhere I've worked, always sports pages laying on the floor.  I know it's kind of a thing that guys do but, I'm gonna be honest, I've never got into it.  Tried it...didn't like it.  I like to get in, and get out in a timely fashion.  Toilets are disgusting, don't want to spend extra time hanging out reading something I could read in a much cleaner environment.  Also, I'm assuming d--dz that read on the 'let smell worse than guys that don't.

The only reason I subscribe to ESPN the Magazine is so I have something to read on the toilet.  Have literally never read a page anywhere but on the toilet.

[wes mantooth]

only place you'll catch this cat reading. Love it. read, crossword, sudex, have surfed on the laptop before, everthing bra.

But the smells and sounds, and smells.  I couldn't even get myself to read an article with Brent Venables' mug on the front.

[CatsNShocks]

I'm what you call a "power-dumper".
Get in, get it done, get out.

Why would you want to linger in that gawdawefulness?

[The1BigWillie]

I'll read a dollar bill if I have nothing else.  My bowels won't budge any other way.  It's gotten to the point that I can't read without getting the urge to take a crap.  Pavlovian thing I assume.

[RonLongshaft]

no no no.. i don't like read receipts from dillions out of my wallet in the crapter at sears or sumfin. I do all this at home in my nice good smelling clean crapter.

[KansasForever]

What kind of man DOESN'T read on the toilet?

 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I rarely even sit down if there is some other dood in another stall.  If it is a crowd, then in and out.  Otherwise, read away.  Won't read stuff from the floor.  With the advent of the iPhone, you don't have to walk around with the magazine under your arm.

[Saulbadguy]

Sometimes i'll play sudoku.

[pwrcat1]

If I'm at home and am reading a good book I find myself sitting on the can for far longer than necessary sometimes. 

[krazykat]

I'm what you call a "power-dumper".
Get in, get it done, get out.

Why would you want to linger in that gawdawefulness?

^^^^^ this

[CrushNasty]

have surfed on the laptop before

crap 'n Surf. 

[michigancat]

I play games on my mp3 player.  And sometimes read.

[Trim]

I play games on my mp3 player. 

Didn't learn your lesson?

[cireksu]

cell phone games.  sometimes read, but things i like to read take to long.  uncle john's is good.

[fatty fat fat]

I'm what you call a "power-dumper".
Get in, get it done, get out.

Why would you want to linger in that gawdawefulness?

^^^^^ this

seriously? taking a sh*t is goodtimes.

[michigancat]

I play games on my mp3 player. 

Didn't learn your lesson?

I'm very cautious.  Plus, I don't believe I've plugged a toilet since that famous incident.

[Kat Kid]

I often have a leg fall asleep from reading in there.

[jthutch]

I only read if there is something interesting carved into the wall.  An nice lemeric, or poem that some thoughtfull young man left behind.  I also am very thankful for the phone #'s I collect telling me where to have a good time. 

[Skycat]

Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential.  Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible. 

[ksu_FAN]

Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential.  Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible. 

Yeah.  Same with my HTC Touch Pro. 

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

 

[Skycat]

Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential.  Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible. 

Yeah.  Same with my HTC Touch Pro. 

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

 

[yoga-lika_abana]

I ask this because everywhere I've worked, always sports pages laying on the floor.  I know it's kind of a thing that guys do but, I'm gonna be honest, I've never got into it.  Tried it...didn't like it.  I like to get in, and get out in a timely fashion.  Toilets are disgusting, don't want to spend extra time hanging out reading something I could read in a much cleaner environment.  Also, I'm assuming d--dz that read on the 'let smell worse than guys that don't.

The only reason I subscribe to ESPN the Magazine is so I have something to read on the toilet.  Have literally never read a page anywhere but on the toilet.

+1 only thing I read on the pot. But I didn't ever subscribe to ESPN the Magazine, I've been getting it for free , no they haven't been secretly charging my credit card.

[pissclams]

Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential.  Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible. 

Yeah.  Same with my HTC Touch Pro. 

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

 

my touch pro died 3 weeks in...now i'm waiting for the Palm Pre, hopefully i'm still employed when it comes out.

[yoga-lika_abana]

I rarely even sit down if there is some other dood in another stall.  If it is a crowd, then in and out.  Otherwise, read away.  Won't read stuff from the floor.  With the advent of the iPhone, you don't have to walk around with the magazine under your arm.

Also how many PIP(poop in public)?

I only do on the rarest of occasions in extreme emergencies.

[chum1]

Been waiting for just the right moment to post in this thread.  If you know what I mean.

[Brock Landers]

cell phone games.  sometimes read, but things i like to read take to long.  uncle john's is good.

Uncle John's Bathroom Readers FTW.  I have 3 or 4 of those in a little wicker basket next to the toilet for reading pleasure.  By the way the proper name for toilet reading material is "craperature", everyone please use this term going forward. 


forgot about the word filter.....s h !terature

[ksu_FAN]

Basically got an iPhone for its crapper potential.  Basically every toilet related past time mentioned in this thread, and many more, are possible. 

Yeah.  Same with my HTC Touch Pro. 

So now the question becomes, how many have posted on ksufans.com from the toilet?

 

my touch pro died 3 weeks in...now i'm waiting for the Palm Pre, hopefully i'm still employed when it comes out.

Did you like the touch pro?  My old 6800 (Mogul for Sprint folk) broke and I replaced it with the touch pro (alltel variety).