Toilet Paper

[Joker]

Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

[willie83]

Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.

[catdude33]

Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.

I use a ridiculous amount.

[Mob Mentality]

Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.

I use a ridiculous amount.

Must have a Mangino sized A$$

[catdude33]

Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.

I use a ridiculous amount.

Must have a Mangino sized A$$

No, just don't want to touch poop.   

[Joker]

Are there any 'one square' doodz on here?  If so, at least keep your nails cut short...

[Rick Daris]

I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

[Joker]

Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

[Chingon]

Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

Don't eat as much

[Mob Mentality]

I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  

[Rick Daris]

I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  

Most people don't wash their hands thoroughly or long enough. Most people also touch things between wiping and washing their hands. Pants, belt, toilet, faucet, etc.

By all means though, have fun spreading your own crap all over your home.

[Mob Mentality]

Truthfully I'm a TP fold over guy too, usually 4 ply.  And I wash hands very well usually before belting.  Crazy the wierd discussions that happen on a College Fan Site.

[Joker]

So, what would be the proper procedure for effectively eliminating 100% of fecal germ residue?

[Mob Mentality]

Actually impossible.  Mythbusters did an experiment.  Airborn fecal matter showed up on toothbrushes that weren't even close to the toilet and were not actually handled other than rinsing them with water.  Brush part never touched by hands.

Great show by the way.

[Joker]

Indeed.  If it weren't for Mythbusters, I'd still be under the impression that I could conceal the stench of a rotting corpse by burying it in concrete.  It's a good thing I caught that episode.

[RonLongshaft]

Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

could this not just simply be instead of buying Charmin gillzion quilted buying john wayne TP instead??

or steal it from work/school... know people who have/still do, do this.

I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  

Most people don't wash their hands thoroughly or long enough. Most people also touch things between wiping and washing their hands. Pants, belt, toilet, faucet, etc.

By all means though, have fun spreading your own crap all over your home.

how funny would it be to see a dude at the bill or bram waddle out of the stall to the sink with pants at ankles to wash hands before. "Pants,belt, toilet, faucet, etc."

[cyclist]

The old Sears catalog just ain't what it used to be.

[Pett]

Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

You were so excited to post about this that you used your cell phone to do so??

Big time LOLZ!!

[doom]

If I were poor enough to cut back on my purchase of tp, I could also take an extra roll or two from work.  They mound that crap up for like a months supply. 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Maybe more bidets are being installed.

[Joker]

Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

You were so excited to post about this that you used your cell phone to do so??

Big time LOLZ!!

Exactly!

SO excited!

[cyclist]

             

[jeffy]

Try eating a liquid/soft food diet for a week and see what happens.

[sys]

How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

crap @ work.

[AzCat]

Try eating a liquid/soft food diet for a week and see what happens.

Or a low carb diet w/a bit of an H2O cutback.  You might never poop again and if you do it'll be like gravel. 

[swish1]

How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

crap @ work.

the TP at work is always the cheapest crap and my ass deserves quality.

[Thin Blue Line]

So, what would be the proper procedure for effectively eliminating 100% of fecal germ residue?

Negative pressure toilet and a bleach bidet.

[michigancat]

I'm guessing people went w/ generic TP more often.

[Mob Mentality]

So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

[Rick Daris]

So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie.