So I was at the local Sunset Zoo

[yoga-lika_abana]

When I stumbled upon this 

[Thin Blue Line]

Here kitty, kitty

[steve dave]

Love the sunset zoo fwiw.  Went there like 3 times. 

[Darth Kramer]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

[Skydog]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

I like you

[EmporiaWildcat]

 

[steve dave]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quaint for what it is.  

[Mob Mentality]

Picture is still hillarious.   

[Rick Daris]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

[Mob Mentality]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

Probably still a virgin too.

[steve dave]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

[Mob Mentality]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes.

[steve dave]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes.

Nope 

[Rick Daris]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes.

Nope 

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was 

[Mob Mentality]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes.

Nope 

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was 

Dood must have looked like Venables    Maybe it was Venables.

[Rick Daris]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes.

Nope 

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was 

Dood must have looked like Venables    Maybe it was Venables.

Looks like you win this one Mob Mentality. Can you let us in on your secrets for scoring w/ the ladies  .

[Mob Mentality]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes.

Nope 

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was 

Dood must have looked like Venables    Maybe it was Venables.

Looks like you win this one Mob Mentality. Can you let us in on your secrets for scoring w/ the ladies  .

Apparently memorizing Zoo description posts works pretty well     My secret was getting them drunk.  Tried and True!  I wasn't too bad looking back in those years either.

[Darth Kramer]

I remember reading the story that after our military took Baghdad and chaos ensued, looting, etc., then some of the local residency took it upon themselves to raid the Baghdad Zoo and steal the animals.  And then they friggen grilled and ate them.  My God...I will never forget that.

[Mob Mentality]

Mmmmm Grilled Ostrich.      

[Rick Daris]

Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."  

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes.

Nope 

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was 

Dood must have looked like Venables    Maybe it was Venables.

Looks like you win this one Mob Mentality. Can you let us in on your secrets for scoring w/ the ladies  .

Apparently memorizing Zoo description posts works pretty well     My secret was getting them drunk.  Tried and True!  I wasn't too bad looking back in those years either.

Ahhh, date rape. Gotcha. Will try soon and report back. Thanks.

[Mob Mentality]

Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink. 

[Darth Kramer]

Mmmmm Grilled Ostrich.      

Grilled ostrich is actually pretty damn good.  A dark, sweet meat.  Nice with a good red wine.

[Rick Daris]

Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink. 

So your the old "guy that used to have to buy girls lots of drinks and then try to stay up later than every other guy in the hopes to get some guy". Figures.


LOL at having to buy girls drinks and get them drunk in order for them to sleep with you. gmafb.

[pwrcat1]

Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink. 

So what fr@t were you in?

[steve dave]

Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink. 

So your the old "guy that used to have to buy girls lots of drinks and then try to stay up later than every other guy in the hopes to get some guy". Figures.


LOL at having to buy girls drinks and get them drunk in order for them to sleep with you. gmafb.

Yeah, it's guys like Mob Mentality that made guys like us look even more attractive than we actually were (which was already a lot) 

[Mob Mentality]

Damn, draggin the Truth out of me on two posts.  You should be a 60 Minutes reporter.

I was actually the nice guy.  A little shy too.  Most of action was with girls I dated for a while.  One or two drunken one nighters thrown in there.  But not a norm.  Never bought a girl drinks to try to get them drunk and in the sack, though.  And, I was never the "Old" guy.  I got married before I got "Old".   FWIW.

Good Banter though.  

(Not in Frat, although many frat friends were just like I described.  So I understand the last post.)

[CatsNChiefs]

Sorority parties.  It's sorta like lions.  You'll see a group of girls talking and dancing together, they don't have dates.  You and your bros infiltrate said pack of girls without dates and in the confusion you pick off the one you wanted.  Or if you're "that guy" in the bro hunting pride you get the fat one.  The bro hierarchy is strict and enforced.

Sometimes operations happen at frat parties, in which case act like total douchebags and pretend to be wasted after two crapty beers and you'll fit right in.

Better than date rape IMO.

[chum1]

Is this about the zoo or scoring pussy?  SH*T, MAN!

[CatsNChiefs]

Is this about the zoo or scoring pussy?  SH*T, MAN!

I thought both?   

[ew2x4]

I prefer the naked man.