The men's room smells

[Chingon]

So I walked into the men's room, and for the first time in my life I believe that odor can kill.  As the first waft of stench hit me,  I felt a chill and my body went into shock, my skin actually got covered in goose pimples.  I don't know what the hell the guy had eaten (he was still in the stall), but it should be outlawed in public.  If I had remained in there one more minute I think I would have died.  I have been in slaughterhouses and rendering plants that smelled better. 

Pray for the man who has probably died crapting in the basement of Cardwell Hall.

[steve dave]

I'm sorry for you having to experience that bro, sounds horrifying.   

[fatty fat fat]

avoid all non-main floor bathrooms @ cardwell  at all costs. you don't want to get stuck alone in a restroom w/your professor. 

[Chingon]

I'm sorry for you having to experience that bro, sounds horrifying.   

I might start walking over to Burt or Military Science.  This is reaching a crisis point.

[Rick Daris]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

[catfan28]

Courtesy flush.   

[Brock Landers]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

Great idea, you should run with this.  Kind of like Kramer's coffee table book about coffee tables, shaped like like a coffee table.  Except yours would obviously be shaped like a toilet seat.  The spine of the book would be the hinge.

[fatty fat fat]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

we've had a thread about his earlier. i would help, start w/alumi center bathrooms.   end w/those hilarious "classroom2restroom" ones in seaton hall. pathetic. 

[RonLongshaft]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back

[steve dave]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back

Much more obscure

[hemmy]

Any bathroom in the Union has got to be near the top

[Ben Ji 2.0]

Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.


Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.

[steve dave]

Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.


Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.

Weird choice of buildings to crash at.  Brave imo.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.


Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.

Weird choice of buildings to crash at.  Brave imo.

That was weefer's desk. He probably always wondered who left that dook in his chair.  Betting he always suspected Bosco, but had no proof.

[ChicagoCat]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back

Much more obscure

An insert in bathroom book?

[steve dave]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back

Much more obscure

An insert in bathroom book?

No, deserves it's own, just pointing out that it will be more challenging.

[Rick Daris]

I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.

I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.

Wish me luck.

I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back

Much more obscure

An insert in bathroom book?

No, deserves it's own, just pointing out that it will be more challenging.

lmao that it doesn't. i'll give RLS a chapter in my bathroom book and he'll like it. 

fantastic idea btw, just not worthy of a whole book IMO.

Would love to get contributions for this. Maybe i'll start a blog in the spring and go from there... 

[fatty fat fat]

my personal fav - nichols main floor.

love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.

[Rick Daris]

my personal fav - nichols main floor.

love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.

I'll be honest and admit that Fatty should prob be the one writing this book. 

It's been too long since I've been on campus and I basically don't remember any of my old b-room hangouts. Almost scared to go now.

Everyone will be like "Who's the old pedophile looking d00d walking around campus w/ a camera taking pictures of bathrooms? Should we call the cops or tell our house mom or a GTA or something?" 

[Ben Ji 2.0]

Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.


Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.

Weird choice of buildings to crash at.  Brave imo.

 

[pissclams]

my personal fav - nichols main floor.

love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.

I'll be honest and admit that Fatty should prob be the one writing this book. 

It's been too long since I've been on campus and I basically don't remember any of my old b-room hangouts. Almost scared to go now.

Everyone will be like "Who's the old pedophile looking d00d walking around campus w/ a camera taking pictures of bathrooms? Should we call the cops or tell our house mom or a GTA or something?" 

don't tell David Yoder!

[Catmatt]

my personal fav - nichols main floor.

love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.

I'll be honest and admit that Fatty should prob be the one writing this book. 

It's been too long since I've been on campus and I basically don't remember any of my old b-room hangouts. Almost scared to go now.

Everyone will be like "Who's the old pedophile looking d00d walking around campus w/ a camera taking pictures of bathrooms? Should we call the cops or tell our house mom or a GTA or something?" 

I've been walking around campus taking video on and off since I got back to Kansas, hoping to use it for a few Catmatt videos, so I think the campus is used to old pedophile-looking dudes with cameras.

That said, one bathroom that brings me fond memories is the one in the basement of Nichols Hall with the English GTAs ahd to keep their offices there.  You had to pass through the men's room to get to the theater dressing rooms, and one night I was in my office late grading papers, decided to go down and take a dump, and while I'm sittin ghtere reading a copy of A Moveable Feast and savoring the expulsion of my feces, three girls come into the john en route to the dressing room.

Very uncool.

Oh, and you might want to include the bathroom in the Union that was rumored to be have a stall where gay boys made hook-ups.  I didn't know which bathroom it was, so I just avoided taking a crap in the Union.

[steve dave]

Seems like catmatt may be able to contribute to this book/blog

[Rick Daris]

Seems like catmatt may be able to contribute to this book/blog

It really is kind of a daunting task when you think about it. Your average non bookwriting goober/bafoon probably just thinks-no biggie...walk around for a few minutes, take a few pictures and BAM! Best seller, Oprah's book club, etc.

But there's gotta be like a bajillion b-rooms on campus and most of them are unknown to the avg person or in a weird place that I probably wouldn't go into on my own like the one Cmatt just described. I've got a friend that is a plumber on campus so maybe he can help w/ like a campus map or something. Maybe call facilities for a list/layout???

[kstate16]

f*ck cardwell for its damned classes and utterly disgusting bathrooms.

btw, the union b-rooms are top notch, except the stalls are extremely small, no room for adjustment.

[fatty fat fat]

That said, one bathroom that brings me fond memories is the one in the basement of Nichols Hall with the English GTAs ahd to keep their offices there.  You had to pass through the men's room to get to the theater dressing rooms, and one night I was in my office late grading papers, decided to go down and take a dump, and while I'm sittin ghtere reading a copy of A Moveable Feast and savoring the expulsion of my feces, three girls come into the john en route to the dressing room.

excellent choice. this is the bathroom of choice for CIS'ers attempting to "impress" the dancers.

[ERA7777]

4th floor at Hale was the tops when I was there.  I imagine that it still should be.

[fatty fat fat]

4th floor at Hale was the tops when I was there.  I imagine that it still should be.

**YAWN***

it's no different than the other bathrooms @ hale (zero creativity there) and isn't exactly clean. gtfo!

[pissclams]

the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall.  the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around 

[Rick Daris]

the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall.  the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around 

there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.


it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book