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January 17, 2009, 09:40:46 PM
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Wonder what Steve Henson will be doing in the next couple of years?

January 17, 2009, 09:43:08 PM
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continue looking like a cancer patient?

January 17, 2009, 09:58:25 PM
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January 17, 2009, 10:32:31 PM
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Rumblings that the wife hated Manhattan when he was here with Asbury, FWIW. :boxing:
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January 17, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
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Rumblings that the wife hated Manhattan when he was here with Asbury, FWIW. :boxing:

LOL.  When will these coaches learn.  There's plenty of young college coed tail to bang.  Forget your old-ass wives.  Your making millions.  Tell them to shut up and be happy.  Maybe let them blow you every once in a while.  Pretty simple. 
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January 17, 2009, 10:48:16 PM
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Rumblings that the wife hated Manhattan when he was here with Asbury, FWIW. :boxing:

LOL.  When will these coaches learn.  There's plenty of young college coed tail to bang.  Forget your old-ass wives.  Your making millions.  Tell them to shut up and be happy.  Maybe let them blow you every once in a while.  Pretty simple. 

All coaching contracts should come with a 'philandering bonus'.  How many coaches leave town after they screw a coed and the wife forces them to leave?  How much does that cost a school in settlements, coaching searches, etc.?

If I hired a coach, I would tell him that the school would help recoup his losses after he gets divorced.  That way, when the wife splits, no skin off his back.  It's a 'bonus' for good coaching.

Child support readjustments would be handled in the extensions.
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January 17, 2009, 10:55:07 PM
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Rumblings that the wife hated Manhattan when he was here with Asbury, FWIW. :boxing:

LOL.  When will these coaches learn.  There's plenty of young college coed tail to bang.  Forget your old-ass wives.  Your making millions.  Tell them to shut up and be happy.  Maybe let them blow you every once in a while.  Pretty simple. 

All coaching contracts should come with a 'philandering bonus'.  How many coaches leave town after they screw a coed and the wife forces them to leave?  How much does that cost a school in settlements, coaching searches, etc.?

If I hired a coach, I would tell him that the school would help recoup his losses after he gets divorced.  That way, when the wife splits, no skin off his back.  It's a 'bonus' for good coaching.

Child support readjustments would be handled in the extensions.

actually that is just an excuse perpetuated by powertards to explain why final 4 coaches leave ksu.

January 17, 2009, 10:55:30 PM
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Rumblings that the wife hated Manhattan when he was here with Asbury, FWIW. :boxing:

LOL.  When will these coaches learn.  There's plenty of young college coed tail to bang.  Forget your old-ass wives.  Your making millions.  Tell them to shut up and be happy.  Maybe let them blow you every once in a while.  Pretty simple. 

All coaching contracts should come with a 'philandering bonus'.  How many coaches leave town after they screw a coed and the wife forces them to leave?  How much does that cost a school in settlements, coaching searches, etc.?

If I hired a coach, I would tell him that the school would help recoup his losses after he gets divorced.  That way, when the wife splits, no skin off his back.  It's a 'bonus' for good coaching.

Child support readjustments would be handled in the extensions.

You, Panjandrum, are a thinking man's thinking man.  Truly ahead of the curve.  Job #1 is The Program.  All else be damned.  Pay accordingly.  
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January 17, 2009, 11:00:10 PM
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Rumblings that the wife hated Manhattan when he was here with Asbury, FWIW. :boxing:

LOL.  When will these coaches learn.  There's plenty of young college coed tail to bang.  Forget your old-ass wives.  Your making millions.  Tell them to shut up and be happy.  Maybe let them blow you every once in a while.  Pretty simple. 

All coaching contracts should come with a 'philandering bonus'.  How many coaches leave town after they screw a coed and the wife forces them to leave?  How much does that cost a school in settlements, coaching searches, etc.?

If I hired a coach, I would tell him that the school would help recoup his losses after he gets divorced.  That way, when the wife splits, no skin off his back.  It's a 'bonus' for good coaching.

Child support readjustments would be handled in the extensions.

actually that is just an excuse perpetuated by powertards to explain why final 4 coaches leave ksu.

Naa.  It's legit.

A wise man once told me a long time ago that the worst part of getting divorced isn't the pain involved in watching the union fall apart.  It's so fracking expensive, and it's a pain in the ass.

Many men would move because they don't want to fight over who gets the Samsung in the living room, and why the b---h really needs half of your fishing poles when she doesn't even like to fish in the first place.
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January 18, 2009, 02:37:12 AM
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Rumblings that the wife hated Manhattan when he was here with Asbury, FWIW. :boxing:

LOL.  When will these coaches learn.  There's plenty of young college coed tail to bang.  Forget your old-ass wives.  Your making millions.  Tell them to shut up and be happy.  Maybe let them blow you every once in a while.  Pretty simple. 

All coaching contracts should come with a 'philandering bonus'.  How many coaches leave town after they screw a coed and the wife forces them to leave?  How much does that cost a school in settlements, coaching searches, etc.?

If I hired a coach, I would tell him that the school would help recoup his losses after he gets divorced.  That way, when the wife splits, no skin off his back.  It's a 'bonus' for good coaching.

Child support readjustments would be handled in the extensions.

actually that is just an excuse perpetuated by powertards to explain why final 4 coaches leave ksu.

Naa.  It's legit.

A wise man once told me a long time ago that the worst part of getting divorced isn't the pain involved in watching the union fall apart.  It's so fracking expensive, and it's a pain in the ass.

Many men would move because they don't want to fight over who gets the Samsung in the living room, and why the b---h really needs half of your fishing poles when she doesn't even like to fish in the first place.

QFT.  After my father's 3rd (of 5) divorces he told me he was just going to give girls he dug half his crap ahead of time.  Said it would be easier than the whole marriage/divorce rigamaroo.

January 18, 2009, 07:55:41 AM
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January 18, 2009, 12:11:24 PM
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Henson was in Manhattan with Asbury? What year, because I certainly don't remember it -- and I would have known. I'm pretty sure he was an assistant for Lon at Florida and Illinois the whole time tan tom was in Manhattan/

January 18, 2009, 05:53:33 PM
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I bet we would kick ass at free throws.  I mean, he was good at them so doesn't that mean he would focus on that first and foremost?   I'd pay him $300,000 so it wouldn't piss Dhill off.  :skillz:
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January 19, 2009, 12:36:05 PM
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Either he or Jank I'm sure would come home.  :kstatriot:
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January 19, 2009, 12:38:39 PM
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January 19, 2009, 10:46:47 PM
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• The NCAA continues to poke around about possible NCAA violations involving Storey's Cactus Classic in Tucson the past two years in May. NCAA officials interviewed former Arizona assistant Josh Pastner, now at Memphis, last week, among others. At issue is whether or not any player who ended up at Arizona received any extra benefit from Storey or through Arizona. Storey and Arizona's former coaches under Lute Olson all deny any extra benefits.


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January 20, 2009, 07:37:21 AM
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Steve Henson was never here with Asbury.


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January 20, 2009, 08:58:04 AM
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.
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January 20, 2009, 09:18:59 AM
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.

sd TRUE STORY ALERT:  I went to Askia Jones basketball camp when I was in 6th grade.  I told him that I heard both Hensons were a-holes (I had actually heard that which is strange since this was pre-interwebs and I liked KSU).  He got kinda agitated about it and said it was BS.  About two weeks later I received an autographed poster in the mail with the Henson autographs on it.  Pffftttt, like you Henson's can buy some kid's respect with a signed poster!? 
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January 20, 2009, 09:43:06 AM
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.

sd TRUE STORY ALERT:  I went to Askia Jones basketball camp when I was in 6th grade.  I told him that I heard both Hensons were a-holes (I had actually heard that which is strange since this was pre-interwebs and I liked KSU).  He got kinda agitated about it and said it was BS.  About two weeks later I received an autographed poster in the mail with the Henson autographs on it.  Pffftttt, like you Henson's can buy some kid's respect with a signed poster!? 
that's not a true story since ski didn't have a basketball camp  :lol:


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January 20, 2009, 09:44:39 AM
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.

sd TRUE STORY ALERT:  I went to Askia Jones basketball camp when I was in 6th grade.  I told him that I heard both Hensons were a-holes (I had actually heard that which is strange since this was pre-interwebs and I liked KSU).  He got kinda agitated about it and said it was BS.  About two weeks later I received an autographed poster in the mail with the Henson autographs on it.  Pffftttt, like you Henson's can buy some kid's respect with a signed poster!? 
that's not a true story since ski didn't have a basketball camp  :lol:

Indeed he did.  Travelled all over western KS putting on two day camps.  Someone else on this very board attended the same camp and was involved in the "Henson's are a-holes" debate. 
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January 20, 2009, 09:47:27 AM
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.

sd TRUE STORY ALERT:  I went to Askia Jones basketball camp when I was in 6th grade.  I told him that I heard both Hensons were a-holes (I had actually heard that which is strange since this was pre-interwebs and I liked KSU).  He got kinda agitated about it and said it was BS.  About two weeks later I received an autographed poster in the mail with the Henson autographs on it.  Pffftttt, like you Henson's can buy some kid's respect with a signed poster!? 
that's not a true story since ski didn't have a basketball camp  :lol:

Indeed he did.  Travelled all over western KS putting on two day camps.  Someone else on this very board attended the same camp and was involved in the "Henson's are a-holes" debate. 
i know the deals you're talking about but didn't think they were named after him/his.  i can see him standing up for them though, he was buddies with both hensons, but moreso White Lightening (bryan).


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January 20, 2009, 09:49:39 AM
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.

sd TRUE STORY ALERT:  I went to Askia Jones basketball camp when I was in 6th grade.  I told him that I heard both Hensons were a-holes (I had actually heard that which is strange since this was pre-interwebs and I liked KSU).  He got kinda agitated about it and said it was BS.  About two weeks later I received an autographed poster in the mail with the Henson autographs on it.  Pffftttt, like you Henson's can buy some kid's respect with a signed poster!? 
that's not a true story since ski didn't have a basketball camp  :lol:

Indeed he did.  Travelled all over western KS putting on two day camps.  Someone else on this very board attended the same camp and was involved in the "Henson's are a-holes" debate. 
i know the deals you're talking about but didn't think they were named after him/his.  i can see him standing up for them though, he was buddies with both hensons, but moreso White Lightening (bryan).

Yeah, he was pretty, "GMAFB little kids!" when we were discussing the topic.
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.

sd TRUE STORY ALERT:  I went to Askia Jones basketball camp when I was in 6th grade.  I told him that I heard both Hensons were a-holes (I had actually heard that which is strange since this was pre-interwebs and I liked KSU).  He got kinda agitated about it and said it was BS.  About two weeks later I received an autographed poster in the mail with the Henson autographs on it.  Pffftttt, like you Henson's can buy some kid's respect with a signed poster!? 
that's not a true story since ski didn't have a basketball camp  :lol:

Indeed he did.  Travelled all over western KS putting on two day camps.  Someone else on this very board attended the same camp and was involved in the "Henson's are a-holes" debate. 
i know the deals you're talking about but didn't think they were named after him/his.  i can see him standing up for them though, he was buddies with both hensons, but moreso White Lightening (bryan).

Yeah, he was pretty, "GMAFB little kids!" when we were discussing the topic.

What was on the poster?

January 20, 2009, 10:18:24 AM
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I totally pwn3d Steve Henson in pop-a-shot during one of Lon Kruger's b-ball camps when I was in middle school.

sd TRUE STORY ALERT:  I went to Askia Jones basketball camp when I was in 6th grade.  I told him that I heard both Hensons were a-holes (I had actually heard that which is strange since this was pre-interwebs and I liked KSU).  He got kinda agitated about it and said it was BS.  About two weeks later I received an autographed poster in the mail with the Henson autographs on it.  Pffftttt, like you Henson's can buy some kid's respect with a signed poster!? 
that's not a true story since ski didn't have a basketball camp  :lol:

Indeed he did.  Travelled all over western KS putting on two day camps.  Someone else on this very board attended the same camp and was involved in the "Henson's are a-holes" debate. 
i know the deals you're talking about but didn't think they were named after him/his.  i can see him standing up for them though, he was buddies with both hensons, but moreso White Lightening (bryan).

Yeah, he was pretty, "GMAFB little kids!" when we were discussing the topic.

What was on the poster?

I think it was, like, the KSU team but both signed it.  Like, I don't think Steve was even on it.  Not 100% certain on this. 
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January 20, 2009, 11:08:48 AM
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Dude I went to Ski's bball camp as well.  I think he traveled around with Greg Gurley as well.

January 20, 2009, 11:38:05 AM
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Dude I went to Ski's bball camp as well.  I think he traveled around with Greg Gurley as well.

Don't remember Gurley. 

I did, however, attend Alonzo Jamison basketball camp when I was even younger (like 9 or 10 or something).  It was a week long.  Sucked unbelieavable amounts of balls.  When you are 9 you don't want to do ball handling drills all day.  Also, get off my back about shooting with two hands.  That basket is 10 f^cking feet up there!
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Dude I went to Ski's bball camp as well.  I think he traveled around with Greg Gurley as well.

Don't remember Gurley. 

I did, however, attend Alonzo Jamison basketball camp when I was even younger (like 9 or 10 or something).  It was a week long.  Sucked unbelieavable amounts of balls.  When you are 9 you don't want to do ball handling drills all day.  Also, get off my back about shooting with two hands.  That basket is 10 f^cking feet up there!
he must have run that camp before moving on to manage the olathe applebees.


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