The bad part about living in DC is having to visit all the same damn things everytime someone new comes to visit. fracking monuments.
Just tell them they are all closed that week and when they ask what for just say "terrorists" like it's no big deal and take them to Capital City Brewing Company
LOL
I have totally done this with the museums. Told everybody that streets were closed and nearby metro stops shut down because of security threats and was all "no biggie. happens all the time here in
the District."
Now, I always just take them to my favorite restaurants and make up historical facts about it so they think its sufficiently touristy. "This Five Guys was actually built on the same site as one of the cities most notorious brothels" and crap like that.