Just farted at work

[ew2x4]

It didn't stink or anything. But it was loud. Really loud. Tried playing it off as a cough.

Will update l8er.

[ew2x4]

Crap. I think I heard someone laughing in the hall. My cover was blown.

[FBWillie]

If you're worried about being embarrassed, always look for something around to replicate the fart noise.   Like a squeeky chair or you know that sound a coffee cup makes when it scrapes across your desk?   

The coffee cup has saved me from a couple of embarrassing ones.

[PCR]

I've had this happen to me when walking around Borders.  I try to play it off as though my shoe tripped up on the carpet or something. 

[jeffy]

Quit being wussies.  Smile.  Be proud.  Yell approval and claim it!

[Skydog]

Quit being wussies.  Smile.  Be proud.  Yell approval and claim it!

ATTENTION EVERYONE....! I FARTED!  <---- Try to smile like that if at all possible.

[Winters]

When I need to fart in school, I just move my desk to cover.

[PowercatPat]

Quit being wussies.  Smile.  Be proud.  Yell approval and claim it!

QFT. We all fart right?

[KansasForever]

I damn near shat my pants on the banks of the Rhine three feet from a hot American chick while making eye contact.  We both pretended we didn't hear anything. 

[FBWillie]

Always a winner

[Thin Blue Line]

Look at a female co-worker right after you do it, say "gross" and walk fast down the hall looking behind you.

[Joker]

My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.

[FBWillie]

My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.

Is your name brad?

[fatty fat fat]

My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.

Is your name brad?

oh no.

[cireksu]

I've got a foam cush' chair.  soaks in the fart, releases smell slowly so others can't smell.  I rarely have loud ones unless I force it out.

[pwrcat1]

 

My wife (middle school teacher) uses the crop dusting method on her students, goes back to her desk, and waits for them to start blaming each other.

Is your name brad?