My cat is obsessed with me in the bathroom

[sys]

Had a raccoon when I was little (lived in the country).  We found it when a tree fell down and it's mother was killed or something.  When sitting on the couch it would crawl up on the back of the couch and rest it's head on my shoulder.  When I ran to the school bus it would follow me and I would have to hit the bus at full speed with the bus driver slamming the door behind me so it didn't go to school with me.  It ate dry dog food and anything else it could get it's hands on.  I was king of show-and-tell when bringing that SOB. 

sounds incredible.  the next time i see a female coon i'm killing the bitch and picking one her babies at random to live w. me.

[Chingon]

sorry dudes, cats are hella gay.  if you don't want a dog, get a raccoon or wolverine.

Had a raccoon when I was little (lived in the country).  We found it when a tree fell down and it's mother was killed or something.  When sitting on the couch it would crawl up on the back of the couch and rest it's head on my shoulder.  When I ran to the school bus it would follow me and I would have to hit the bus at full speed with the bus driver slamming the door behind me so it didn't go to school with me.  It ate dry dog food and anything else it could get it's hands on.  I was king of show-and-tell when bringing that SOB. 

Update on the raccoon? 

[Rick Daris]

sorry dudes, cats are hella gay.  if you don't want a dog, get a raccoon or wolverine.

Had a raccoon when I was little (lived in the country).  We found it when a tree fell down and it's mother was killed or something.  When sitting on the couch it would crawl up on the back of the couch and rest it's head on my shoulder.  When I ran to the school bus it would follow me and I would have to hit the bus at full speed with the bus driver slamming the door behind me so it didn't go to school with me.  It ate dry dog food and anything else it could get it's hands on.  I was king of show-and-tell when bringing that SOB. 

Kind of the same and I've told this before but...I know some people who live on Beaver Lake in Arkansas that have a pet Deer. They even take it on the pontoon boat w/ them. 

The first time my wife saw it was when she was going to the bathroom and saw something move in the corner, it was the deer. Freaked her out.

[catdude33]

I have a crazy story about raccoons.  It's too long to type.  But just know, it's CRAZY

[steve dave]

sorry dudes, cats are hella gay.  if you don't want a dog, get a raccoon or wolverine.

Had a raccoon when I was little (lived in the country).  We found it when a tree fell down and it's mother was killed or something.  When sitting on the couch it would crawl up on the back of the couch and rest it's head on my shoulder.  When I ran to the school bus it would follow me and I would have to hit the bus at full speed with the bus driver slamming the door behind me so it didn't go to school with me.  It ate dry dog food and anything else it could get it's hands on.  I was king of show-and-tell when bringing that SOB. 

Update on the raccoon? 

Got ran over by a truck when I was, like 10, or something.   

[Oklahoma_Cat]

"one time my dad said he "strung up a coon" and I got all excite like I was gonna have a pet, but then I saw a black d00d."


- opcat  (r.i.p.)

[Chingon]

sorry dudes, cats are hella gay.  if you don't want a dog, get a raccoon or wolverine.

Had a raccoon when I was little (lived in the country).  We found it when a tree fell down and it's mother was killed or something.  When sitting on the couch it would crawl up on the back of the couch and rest it's head on my shoulder.  When I ran to the school bus it would follow me and I would have to hit the bus at full speed with the bus driver slamming the door behind me so it didn't go to school with me.  It ate dry dog food and anything else it could get it's hands on.  I was king of show-and-tell when bringing that SOB. 

Update on the raccoon? 

Got ran over by a truck when I was, like 10, or something.   

RIP Li'l Raccoon RIP.

[steve dave]

sorry dudes, cats are hella gay.  if you don't want a dog, get a raccoon or wolverine.

Had a raccoon when I was little (lived in the country).  We found it when a tree fell down and it's mother was killed or something.  When sitting on the couch it would crawl up on the back of the couch and rest it's head on my shoulder.  When I ran to the school bus it would follow me and I would have to hit the bus at full speed with the bus driver slamming the door behind me so it didn't go to school with me.  It ate dry dog food and anything else it could get it's hands on.  I was king of show-and-tell when bringing that SOB. 

Update on the raccoon? 

Got ran over by a truck when I was, like 10, or something.   

RIP Li'l Raccoon RIP.

 

[PCR]

Humans = overrated
Cats = awnry fun
Dogs = require constant attention

[TheShocker]

Humans = overrated
Cats = awnry fun
Dogs = require constant attention

LOL, I'm about to blow your mind. It's spelled "ornery".

[PCR]

Thanks I guess that WSU education has really paid off.

[Darth Kramer]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

agreed, the Yakuza in Manhattan, KS, who would of thought.  The Mexican Mafia Sopranoed out the Taco Hut no doubt.

[Brock Landers]

This thread is exponentially gayer than my own "I got my cat a Christmas present this year" thread.  Update coming on that thread BTW.

When I'm taking a piss my cat likes to jump up on the countertop next to me, and she will do that weird headbutt/nuzzle thing that cats do on my arm.  Then when I flush she looks in amazement at the swirling water.  I keep waiting for something like this       to happen except replace the yellowhead guy with a cat.

[PCR]

My cat bites my ass if I'm sitting on the toilet.  He's a real crap. 

[Thin Blue Line]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

agreed, the Yakuza in Manhattan, KS, who would of thought.  The Mexican Mafia Sopranoed out the Taco Hut no doubt.

Actually the MM would have been the Silva family. Ask any townies around during the mid 80's. Interesting group of folks.

[Rick Daris]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

agreed, the Yakuza in Manhattan, KS, who would of thought.  The Mexican Mafia Sopranoed out the Taco Hut no doubt.

Actually the MM would have been the Silva family. Ask any townies around during the mid 80's. Interesting group of folks.

90's too. Adam, Stormy, etc. Good people.

[KansasForever]

A guy with a cat.  Is a gay guy.  (Or a whipped guy.  In which case you can still call him gay.)

Call me whatever you want...but I think they are funny/entertaining.  I've never been a dog fan just because I don't want to take it outside 3 times a day or wait for that smelly rotten dump on my carpet by the back door.   

Dogs also become a problem when a) he's an ankle biter and hates everyone and b) you want to go do something for the day, ala, KSU football game and you have to cut it early so you can get back so you don't leave the dog alone for more than eight hours. 

really, having pets is just pretty dumb.  I mean. . .have friends.  Why do people feel like they want a pet?  Because they are insecure and they want a companion.  Seriously.  There are a reason there are old ladies (which go to the supermarket once a week and then to the coffeeshop and talk about bs with their old friends who aren't dead yet.  Then there are the old ladies that go to the supermarket once a week, fill their cart with cat food, then goes straight home to their cats. 
Cats don't do crap.  At least you can take a dog to the park and throw crap and have him go get it.  If you did that with a cat, it'd climb the nearest tree until you were ready to leave you you'd have to climb the tree and pull it out.  (FUN!!!)
To summarize

Humans>Dogs>Cats

Humans f***ing suck.

There's your answer. 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

agreed, the Yakuza in Manhattan, KS, who would of thought.  The Mexican Mafia Sopranoed out the Taco Hut no doubt.

Actually the MM would have been the Silva family. Ask any townies around during the mid 80's. Interesting group of folks.

90's too. Adam, Stormy, etc. Good people.

I would be every thing I own that adam is in the pen.

[Rick Daris]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

agreed, the Yakuza in Manhattan, KS, who would of thought.  The Mexican Mafia Sopranoed out the Taco Hut no doubt.

Actually the MM would have been the Silva family. Ask any townies around during the mid 80's. Interesting group of folks.

90's too. Adam, Stormy, etc. Good people.

I would be every thing I own that adam is in the pen.

so it's a bet? 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

agreed, the Yakuza in Manhattan, KS, who would of thought.  The Mexican Mafia Sopranoed out the Taco Hut no doubt.

Actually the MM would have been the Silva family. Ask any townies around during the mid 80's. Interesting group of folks.

90's too. Adam, Stormy, etc. Good people.

I would be every thing I own that adam is in the pen.

so it's a bet? 

well, you seem to have some inside info.  You have a higher Manhattan IQ.  Next you will tell me Curtis Jackson isn't in jail.

[Thin Blue Line]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

agreed, the Yakuza in Manhattan, KS, who would of thought.  The Mexican Mafia Sopranoed out the Taco Hut no doubt.

Actually the MM would have been the Silva family. Ask any townies around during the mid 80's. Interesting group of folks.

90's too. Adam, Stormy, etc. Good people.

I would be every thing I own that adam is in the pen.

so it's a bet? 

Last time Adam was in DOC was 7-1-94 to 5-30-98.