My cat is obsessed with me in the bathroom

[KansasForever]

I take dumps with the door open because it's just me and my wife and we have two bathrooms anyway.  Plus, it encourages my wife to leave my side of the house alone. 

Anyway, as soon as I sit down on the crapper my cat runs in meowing up a storm.  Then she'll hop up on her own crapper which is parked a foot in front of mine and start purring really loud and headbutting me.  Other times she'll hop up on the sink counter and head butt me from there. 

Some times she'll see a prime opportunity to drop a load of her own, and we will both be on our respective crappers a foot away straining, our twin a$$ stenches producing a faintly harmonizing olfactory chord.

Then when I'm in the tub she'll hop up on the toilet next to me on sentry duty.  Other times she will risk a leap to the edge of the tub and watch me from there. 

As I'm writing this she just hopped up onto the sink.     

[RonLongshaft]

who takes baths?   

[pissclams]

my cat (see sig) is similar.  it doesn't really bug me.  
his crapter is in a different room but when i crap he will either a) hop onto the basin behind me that holds the water and meow or b) hop into the sink and meow or c) hop into the shower, he's really intrigued by the shower but doesn't venture there often.

when I shower he sits on top of the crapter with the seat down and looks out into my living room, he does not meow when i shower.  as soon as i get out of the shower he takes off running.  sometimes i give him one of these from the shower to scare him.

[jmlynch1]

Please provide more entertaining cat stories.

[KansasForever]

my cat (see sig) is similar.  it doesn't really bug me.  
his crapter is in a different room but when i crap he will either a) hop onto the basin behind me that holds the water and meow or b) hop into the sink and meow or c) hop into the shower, he's really intrigued by the shower but doesn't venture there often.

when I shower he sits on top of the crapter with the seat down and looks out into my living room, he does not meow when i shower.  as soon as i get out of the shower he takes off running.  sometimes i give him one of these from the shower to scare him.

Cats have the weirdest love/hate things with water.

All cats are entranced by standing water, but are absolutely freaked out by the possibility of actually being in it. 

My cat won't hardly drink from her water bowl all day, but if she sees I am drinking water out of a glass she will sneak in and invariably gulp down the whole thing. 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Somewhere Liberace just took Rock Hudson's c0ck out of his mouth long enough to call this thread the gayest thing he has ever seen.

[cireksu]

mine does the same.

[KansasForever]

Somewhere Liberace just took Rock Hudson's c0ck out of his mouth long enough to call this thread the gayest thing he has ever seen.

It is now. 

[dr00d]

My cat follows just about the same process as well.

What is built into a cat (see: instinct) that makes them sit on the toilet and wait for you to get out of the shower.  This especially happens during the winter, but he doesn't run away when I get out of the shower.  He wants to rub against my leg - I assume this is to get some static out of his fur though.

Cats and dogs are funny things.  They do all sorts of stuff that crack me up and make you wonder where the hell they got these ideas.

[KansasForever]

There must be some kitty bizarre in the bathroom gene somewhere. 

DNA scientists everywhere should get with the program. 

[rundown87]

A guy with a cat.  Is a gay guy.  (Or a whipped guy.  In which case you can still call him gay.)

[pissclams]

A guy with a cat.  Is a gay guy.  (Or a whipped guy.  In which case you can still call him gay.)

that's weird.  i don't feel gay, i just like having a pet that's not a dumb ass dog.

[steve dave]

Would love to have a cat if I wasn't allergic.  Sounds amazing.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

Cats are awesome because most of the time they hate everything about you with all of their soul. 

I honestly didn't know that d00ds took baths.  Do you use bubbles, Shirley?

[Darth Kramer]

cats are for killing crap that you don't want in your house. not for living in your house.

[sys]

sorry dudes, cats are hella gay.  if you don't want a dog, get a raccoon or wolverine.

[rundown87]

A guy with a cat.  Is a gay guy.  (Or a whipped guy.  In which case you can still call him gay.)

that's weird.  i don't feel gay, i just like having a pet that's not a dumb ass dog.

taking a bath, and having a cat is super gay.  I mean, your girlfriend can't force you to take a bath at least. . .

[Darth Kramer]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

[jeffy]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

[Dirty Sanchez]

I have to close the bathroom door when I shower.  One of my cats likes to sneak in and put her head between the outer curtain and the inner curtain.  She'll just sit still there and watch me.  Kind creeps me out.

[The1BigWillie]

Somewhere Liberace just took Rock Hudson's c0ck out of his mouth long enough to call this thread the gayest thing he has ever seen.

Can I nominate this for a csourk post of 2009??  I dont' know how it works but I laughed loud enough to annoy the neighbors when I read this.

[Darth Kramer]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

[jeffy]

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Agreed on both counts!  Trust me... there can't be anything quite as disgusting as puking up pink sweet and sour sauce!

[dr00d]

A guy with a cat.  Is a gay guy.  (Or a whipped guy.  In which case you can still call him gay.)

Call me whatever you want...but I think they are funny/entertaining.  I've never been a dog fan just because I don't want to take it outside 3 times a day or wait for that smelly rotten dump on my carpet by the back door.   

Dogs also become a problem when a) he's an ankle biter and hates everyone and b) you want to go do something for the day, ala, KSU football game and you have to cut it early so you can get back so you don't leave the dog alone for more than eight hours. 

[rundown87]

A guy with a cat.  Is a gay guy.  (Or a whipped guy.  In which case you can still call him gay.)

Call me whatever you want...but I think they are funny/entertaining.  I've never been a dog fan just because I don't want to take it outside 3 times a day or wait for that smelly rotten dump on my carpet by the back door.   

Dogs also become a problem when a) he's an ankle biter and hates everyone and b) you want to go do something for the day, ala, KSU football game and you have to cut it early so you can get back so you don't leave the dog alone for more than eight hours. 

really, having pets is just pretty dumb.  I mean. . .have friends.  Why do people feel like they want a pet?  Because they are insecure and they want a companion.  Seriously.  There are a reason there are old ladies (which go to the supermarket once a week and then to the coffeeshop and talk about bs with their old friends who aren't dead yet.  Then there are the old ladies that go to the supermarket once a week, fill their cart with cat food, then goes straight home to their cats. 
Cats don't do crap.  At least you can take a dog to the park and throw crap and have him go get it.  If you did that with a cat, it'd climb the nearest tree until you were ready to leave you you'd have to climb the tree and pull it out.  (FUN!!!)
To summarize

Humans>Dogs>Cats

[Skydog]

Shut the door. 

[steve dave]

sorry dudes, cats are hella gay.  if you don't want a dog, get a raccoon or wolverine.

Had a raccoon when I was little (lived in the country).  We found it when a tree fell down and it's mother was killed or something.  When sitting on the couch it would crawl up on the back of the couch and rest it's head on my shoulder.  When I ran to the school bus it would follow me and I would have to hit the bus at full speed with the bus driver slamming the door behind me so it didn't go to school with me.  It ate dry dog food and anything else it could get it's hands on.  I was king of show-and-tell when bringing that SOB. 

[Saulbadguy]

I have to close the bathroom door when I shower.  One of my cats likes to sneak in and put her head between the outer curtain and the inner curtain.  She'll just sit still there and watch me.  Kind creeps me out.

I've got one of those flexible shower head things. I spray the cat w/ it, pretty funny.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I remember I was at a friend's farm in Nortonville and their farm cats had an unwanted kitty litter. We had to gather them up and put them in a burlap sack with a rock and dispatched them to the middle of the bass pond.  And I was like I understood why you had to get rid of them but you know, why don't you at least get your farm cats fixed so you don't have to do this crap.

Or at least give the kittens to Hunam in the 'ville!

how in the hell does that place stay open.  They've been there forever and damn u have to be ass drunk to eat there. Well I guess it is the ville.  I miss Pyramid Pizza with the honey for the big crust..

Chinese mafia front

[I_have_purplewood]

I take dumps with the door open because it's just me and my wife and we have two bathrooms anyway.  Plus, it encourages my wife to leave my side of the house alone. 

Anyway, as soon as I sit down on the crapper my cat runs in meowing up a storm.  Then she'll hop up on her own crapper which is parked a foot in front of mine and start purring really loud and headbutting me.  Other times she'll hop up on the sink counter and head butt me from there. 

Some times she'll see a prime opportunity to drop a load of her own, and we will both be on our respective crappers a foot away straining, our twin a$$ stenches producing a faintly harmonizing olfactory chord.

Then when I'm in the tub she'll hop up on the toilet next to me on sentry duty.  Other times she will risk a leap to the edge of the tub and watch me from there. 

As I'm writing this she just hopped up onto the sink.     

Maybe the cat is trying to tell you that it wants to learn how to use the stool?  Teach it, film it, and send it in to AFV where it will be like the four hundreth one of those they always show.

Second, if you don't like it, make it an outdoor cat.  Especially if you live in Lawrence.  Very safe place for cat's there.