Oreos

[pissclams]

that's fracking gross

[Rick Daris]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

[pissclams]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

of course it works, it's been my SOP when it comes to eating oreos for years.

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

i'm pretty much a stickler when it comes to eating fresh food only.  or, non-stale food i should say.

[ksu_FAN]

Oreo fan here.  And mostly prefer the original to double stuff.  Too much cream drowns out the burnt chocolatey flavor of the cookie wafers.  Haven't had many of the other varieties.  And def. good as dunkers, especially milk, but once in a while in some coffee. 

Quality thread, btw.

[Saulbadguy]

Don't eat too many oreos in one sitting.  Bad things happen.

[pissclams]

Don't eat too many oreos in one sitting.  Bad things happen.

i think 1 row is too many in one sitting but nothing bad happens, sorry WeakGutGuy.

[Saulbadguy]

Don't eat too many oreos in one sitting.  Bad things happen.

i think 1 row is too many in one sitting but nothing bad happens, sorry WeakGutGuy.

I'm thinking close to the entire package. Stomach doesn't hurt really but crap turns black.

[Rick Daris]

Stomach doesn't hurt really but crap turns black.

What color is yours usually? Pink?

LOL! Saul's crap is Pink 

[pissclams]

if you're eating a whole package of oreos at a time you've got more problems then the color of your stool.  fwiw.

[Dirty Sanchez]

My econ teacher in high school used to demonstrate the law of diminishing returns using oreos.  He'd bring in several packages and let people eat as many as they wanted until they weren't getting the same taste/happiness/satisfaction utility out of them.  He only did it in the regular econ classes, not the AP one I was in, so I never got to see what my point of diminishing return was.  Guessing at that time about half a package. 

[pissclams]

did the SOB bring milk?

[steve dave]

My econ teacher in high school used to demonstrate the law of diminishing returns using oreos.  He'd bring in several packages and let people eat as many as they wanted until they weren't getting the same taste/happiness/satisfaction utility out of them.  He only did it in the regular econ classes, not the AP one I was in, so I never got to see what my point of diminishing return was.  Guessing at that time about half a package. 

That in no way explains the law of diminishing returns and prolly made the dumbest students that couldn't figure it out themselves even retardedier.

[Dirty Sanchez]

My econ teacher in high school used to demonstrate the law of diminishing returns using oreos.  He'd bring in several packages and let people eat as many as they wanted until they weren't getting the same taste/happiness/satisfaction utility out of them.  He only did it in the regular econ classes, not the AP one I was in, so I never got to see what my point of diminishing return was.  Guessing at that time about half a package. 

That in no way explains the law of diminishing returns and prolly made the dumbest students that couldn't figure it out themselves even retardedier.

Face it, those people aren't going to use macro economics in their lives anyway. 

[catdude33]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

[Saulbadguy]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

Skim milk here.

[yoga-lika_abana]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

Skim milk here.

what are you good taste intolerant?

[Saulbadguy]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

Skim milk here.

what are you good taste intolerant?

Mom always bought skim milk back in the day, i'm used to it. Figure it's better for me, less fat.

[pissclams]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

Skim milk here.

nice.  that should help slim some of those unwanted pounds picked up by eating an entire package of oreos at once.  2,400 calories, 900 of which are from fat.  skim milk?  

[Saulbadguy]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

Skim milk here.

nice.  that should help slim some of those unwanted pounds picked up by eating an entire package of oreos at once.  2,400 calories, 900 of which are from fat.  skim milk?  

Don't really need milk w/ Oreos. I'm good without.

[pissclams]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

Skim milk here.

nice.  that should help slim some of those unwanted pounds picked up by eating an entire package of oreos at once.  2,400 calories, 900 of which are from fat.  skim milk?  

Don't really need milk w/ Oreos. I'm good without.

 

[Saulbadguy]

i load one of the three columns of 'reos from the bag into a good sized cup and fill it up with milk. 

Does this really work? My brain tells me that the oreos would start to float and empty out over the edge of the cup as you're filling it w/ the 1% ( good call btw).

What is everyones feelings about slightly stale oreos? You know when they go from crunchy to kind of chewy. Like 'em that way too.

People actually choose 1% over 2% on purpose?  I thought you only drank 1% if your wife/doctor/girlfriend/mom forced you to.  Or if you went to a grocery store that you don't normally go to and the 1% from the new grocery has the same color cap as the 2% from your old grocery store.  Then you get home and realize you accidentally bought disgusting milk.   

Skim milk here.

nice.  that should help slim some of those unwanted pounds picked up by eating an entire package of oreos at once.  2,400 calories, 900 of which are from fat.  skim milk?  

Don't really need milk w/ Oreos. I'm good without.

 

Only eat them after giving blood!

[MakeItRain]

Anyone try these?

[RonLongshaft]

Oreo fan here.  And mostly prefer the original to double stuff.  Too much cream drowns out the burnt chocolatey flavor of the cookie wafers.  Haven't had many of the other varieties.  And def. good as dunkers, especially milk, but once in a while in some coffee. 

Quality thread, btw.

i love coffee, i love oreos but WTF AYS?

[pwrcat1]

Oreos are disgusting.  Might as well rub coarse sand paper against your teeth.

[Paul11]

My fav. is the kind that I only see around Christmas-time.  The "fancy" oreo, if you will.  Oreos completely engulfed in a white covering.  Mmm, fancy!

[jeffy]

My fav. is the kind that I only see around Christmas-time.  The "fancy" oreo, if you will.  Oreos completely engulfed in a white covering.  Mmm, fancy!

My wife always buys about 6 boxes of these.... 3 to eat during the Christmas season and 3 to put in the freezer to save for summer.  She definitely agrees with you!

I like Oreos a little less than I used to.  The cookies break and crumble like crazy.  Nabisco removed all the transfats from the recipe and now the cookies just don't stay together.