Can you use chopsticks?

[QuinnMac]

Me. No. Prefer the good old fork.

[SkinnyBenny]

CHOPSTICKS ARE BULLcrap.

[cyclist]

Me. No. Prefer the good old fork.

[rundown87]

Yes, just self-taught myself this summer. . .it's pretty fun.  I think chopsticks are like a Wii.  Fun for a while, but get kind of annoying.  Plus both are made by the japanese.

[cireksu]

yes and no.

when I go to a JSH or something I use, but it takes me a while to get warmed up.

[Saulbadguy]

Yes.  Can pick up single grains of rice w/ them.  Very easy to use, and "hip".  I like using them in front of old people because they give me the "oh dear, look at Saul, isn't he fancy?" thing.

[cyclist]

Yes.  Can pick up single grains of rice w/ them.  Very easy to use, and "hip".  I like using them in front of old people because they give me the "oh dear, look at Saul, isn't he fancy?" thing.

Saul is so good with chopsticks, he can eat soup...

[Pett]

Not at all. No real use for them IMHO.

[cyclist]

Ok, I can kinda use them.  I'm like cire, I need to warm up, since I use them once in a blue moon.  I'm nowhere near Saul's skill level...

[Saulbadguy]

Ok, I can kinda use them.  I'm like cire, I need to warm up, since I use them once in a blue moon.  I'm nowhere near Saul's skill level...

Easiest way to remember how to use them - make sure the bottom one is stationary - it should never move.  Grip the top one like a pencil and let it straight up and down.

[pissclams]

i can but prefer not to.  it's completely fine to eat sushi with your fingers.  except sashimi, for that i use chop sticks.

[Saulbadguy]

i can but prefer not to.  it's completely fine to eat sushi with your fingers.  except sashimi, for that i use chop sticks.

Like to eat noodles w/ chopsticks

[pissclams]

never been huge into asian noodles.  overcooked imo.

[FelixRex]

Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP

[Saulbadguy]

Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP

Some things it works better for, like noodles. 

[FelixRex]

Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP

Some things it works better for, like noodles. 

And catching flies

[Duncan]

Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP

Some things it works better for, like noodles. 

And salad.  Seriously.

[JohnnyUtah]

Nope, always keep my fold able spork on me.

[pissclams]

ah the spork.  i love those SOB's.

[ksuno1stunner]

noobs

[Skycat]

I can do it, but I get pretty bad hand fatigue after a while.  I don't have a very strong chop-stick muscle.

[steve dave]

I also eat sushi with the hands.  Sometimes, I'll even stick the fork under the sushi, lift, dip fork into soy/wasabi, stick in mouth.  I usually do this to avoid looking like some douche who's all proud that he can use chopsticks (ie Saul).

[pissclams]

noobs

ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

[premierkc]

hammered once in dallas and eating sushi. Friend of mine dropped a chopstick and started stabbing his sashimi with the one stick. It was hilarious and appalling to the "we use chopsticks becuz we are cultured" black turtleneck table next to us. We ended up all just stabbing everything, laughing hysterically and spilling beer and sake on everything amazingly every girlfriend there became wives.....ahhh bowl game memories. oh yeah and does anybody really like sake

[Saulbadguy]

I also eat sushi with the hands.  Sometimes, I'll even stick the fork under the sushi, lift, dip fork into soy/wasabi, stick in mouth.  I usually do this to avoid looking like some douche who's all proud that he can use chopsticks (ie Saul).

Cause it is redic. easy.  It is like riding a bike, you pretty much have to be a GMAFB moron not to be able to use them.

 

[Oklahoma_Cat]

noobs

ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.

[ksuno1stunner]

noobs

ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.

 

[ew2x4]

I can, but never do (I'm American).

[steve dave]

I also eat sushi with the hands.  Sometimes, I'll even stick the fork under the sushi, lift, dip fork into soy/wasabi, stick in mouth.  I usually do this to avoid looking like some douche who's all proud that he can use chopsticks (ie Saul).

Cause it is redic. easy.  It is like riding a bike, you pretty much have to be a GMAFB moron not to be able to use them.

 

Yeah, I'm good at using them d00d...just don't (would look like a giant f^cking loser being non-asian and whatnot)

[pissclams]

noobs

ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.

WTF!