Some Good News for the Holidays

[Cat4life]

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/912959.html

[Pete]

Never heard of him. 

[mjrod]

Lets hope he continues his recovery.  EMAW.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

Bet he won't do that again.

 

[mjrod]

Bet he won't do that again.

 

Jerk.  He is EMAW.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

EMAW or not, he's still an idiot, and I will still be cruel.

EMAW!

[fatty fat fat]

EMAW or not, he's still an idiot

qft.  good to see he isn't dead, though.

[Gimmered]

EMAW or not, he's still an idiot, and I will still be cruel.

EMAW!

Look out jeffy will get you!

[JTKSU]

EMAW or not, he's still an idiot

qft.  good to see he isn't dead, though.

Yeah, I actually thought both those dudes died. That dude is one lucky mother &@#%er.

[Thin Blue Line]

Still, nothing to lose your head over.

 

[Tailgate2]

Good to hear he is doing better.  As for Oklahoma Cat, your a dickhead and carma is a bitch &@#%er.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

Good to hear he is doing better.  As for Oklahoma Cat, your a dickhead and carma is a bitch fracker.

I'm not too worried about carma.  Karma is bad, though.

Not my fault the dumbass thought it was a good idea to stand up on the roof of a moving vehicle.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Good to hear he is doing better.  As for Oklahoma Cat, your a dickhead and carma is a bitch fracker.

I'm not too worried about carma.  Karma is bad, though.

Not my fault the dumbass thought it was a good idea to stand up on the roof of a moving vehicle.

You should be worried about Carma.  Any day now she'll make the trip up from Tijuana to inform you of the son you didn't know you had.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

I've never had unprotected relations with a latina, so I'm in the clear.  Now if a british kid shows up at my door and he's like 4 years old, i'm fracked.

 

[willie83]

I've never had unprotected relations with a latina, so I'm in the clear.  Now if a british kid shows up at my door and he's like 4 years old, i'm fracked.

 

Sorry it's been so long for you, bro.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

'preciate the regards, but luckily my "willie83" has gotten a little action since then...not much, but just enough to let me know that it's there.   

[cokansan]

"Because of a pending lawsuit, Chris was unable to discuss the circumstances of that day — not that he remembers anything about it."
 

What Lawsuit!  Who deserves to sued in this case?
1.  Lawrence for not posting a Duck sign on their bridges.
2.  The owner of the bus for not having safety stickers on the top of the bus.
3.  The guy who rented the bus for not being a dick and leting his friends ride on top.
4.  His parents for raising a retard. 

[Saulbadguy]

 

[sys]

guy has a great conversation starter.

[cokansan]

And a pick up line.

I'm missing part of my head, can you give me some?

[Gary Patterson]

First off, yes, I realize my screen name now appears very stupid.  But...moving on, I think its crap that the lawyer/owner Potroff hasn't got in more trouble.  He claims nobody was ever supposed to be on top of the bus while moving...you know how many times I saw that bus rolling down O Street or some other college town full of fans...pathetic

[Pete]

"Because of a pending lawsuit, Chris was unable to discuss the circumstances of that day — not that he remembers anything about it."
 

What Lawsuit!  Who deserves to sued in this case?
1.  Lawrence for not posting a Duck sign on their bridges.
2.  The owner of the bus for not having safety stickers on the top of the bus.
3.  The guy who rented the bus for not being a dick and leting his friends ride on top.
4.  His parents for raising a retard. 

This story should be about the driver who let people ride on top of the bus.

OR, it should be about the &@#%ing morons who ignored the driver's advices. 


Which is it?

[SnackPackz]

EMAW or not, he's still an idiot, and I will still be cruel.

EMAW!

I feel like being EMAW has a little bit to do with being an idiot.

[JTKSU]

EMAW or not, he's still an idiot, and I will still be cruel.

EMAW!

I feel like being EMAW has a little bit to do with being an idiot.

Or at least drinking enough until you're an idiot.

[cokansan]

EMAW or not, he's still an idiot, and I will still be cruel.

EMAW!

I feel like being EMAW has a little bit to do with being an idiot.

Or at least drinking enough until you're an idiot.

Good call....Sue Budweiser.