OK, so let me see if I get this.
Luke is the legions of loyal KSU fans. We can't escape.
Boss Paul is Krause, who has no other qualifications to be an AD (or a prison guard) other than he continually beats you when you're down.
Boss Keen's ditch (though Keen is unseen) represents the hole dug in the football program from '04-'08. No matter which way you shovel, (Snyder out, Prince in, Prince out, Snyder in) it's gonna be wrong.
The Captain is Wefald. All he wants to do is break us down until we submit to his plans and recognize that he doesn't want us to be successful; just to be subservient.
That about cover it?
