The Pre-Game Skit for Saturday

[Gary Patterson]

Most of Willie’s pre-game skits have been lame at best the last 4 or 5 years.  I would like to suggest the following:
The skit begins with Fitz scarfing down his 4th Resist Temptation burger at So Long.  Mr K-State (Ernie Barrett) is sitting nearby asking the bartender Jason about a rumor he heard about a middle-age overweight bald man with purple high tops who “Fitzed” K-State’s negotiations with Gary Patterson.

Scene 2 brings us to the stadium.   Willie runs full force at Herbie the Husker, then reverts back to fat Fitz for a Mario Smith Cotton Bowl style hit.  At that point, Nebraska Assistant coach (and Wildcat great) Crash Ekeler smashes into a tank of Jarrod Cooper’s  piranhas, which fall onto Fitz’s face

Other options include:
- the senseless beating of a Fitz pińata (not sure if there are balloons big enough to form Fitz’s body or ego)
-Having the Crazy Train detour from the usual I-70 route to pick up Patterson for delivery to the stadium
-All band members receive their apples prior to game time as opposed to the usual halftime treat…followed by a barrage of apple cores being thrown at Fitz’s general direction (the flag girls may have trouble with the throw, so the t-shirt cannon will be on standby for assistance)


Further script alterations are welcomed

[michigancat]

That would be lame, but they're supposed to be lame, so it would fit.  And they've been lamer for a lot longer than 4-5 years.

If you ever thought they were "cool", then you're way lamer than any Willie sketch could ever be.

[kst8cat]

The best one ever was the Austin Powers skit before the ku game in 1999 IMHO.  They did start to get lame shortly after that year I think.

[Gary Patterson]

I stand corrected Rusty.  The last 10 years.  The back to the future car skit was a decent one though.

[wes mantooth]

Willie skits are awesome you bunch of dumbfitzs.

[RonLongshaft]

the train should crash through GPC on moro street before it passes by rustys and varneys.

[doom]

Scrap you scene two and instead have Ernie chase him toward the stadium.  Then have Fitz impale himself on the Ernie statue's shaking hand. 

[Gary Patterson]

The scene could be revised as follows:
Bob Krause is driving on his way up from Texas and picks up Patterson and he takes over the driving of the Wildcat Train (Willie is naturally in back serving cocktails to all TX alumni who are on board with the Patterson hiring).  Next scene begins with Fitz shaking hands with Prince at the train station.  RP accidentally steps on the tracks as the train rolls through...he dies a painless death.  Fitz still shocked does not see Weird Robert jump from the passenger car and elbow drop him Hulk Hogan style off the top ropes.  Fitz breaks every bone in his body and has 8-12 weeks in a body cast that will be spent in a hospital room away from any form of technology thereby limiting his ability to hurt himself and especially the K-State Sports Programs.  The train continues on into BS Family Stadium and arrives to the tune of 200 Harleys for a second Harley Day to usher in the dawn of a new post-RP era in K-State Football.  Willie gets off, whips Herbie's a$$ and shoves a corn cobb up his corn hole for good measure...

[michigancat]

sorry.  didn't mean to be mean, gary.

[wes mantooth]

The scene could be revised as follows:
Bob Krause is driving on his way up from Texas and picks up Patterson and he takes over the driving of the Wildcat Train (Willie is naturally in back serving cocktails to all TX alumni who are on board with the Patterson hiring).  Next scene begins with Fitz shaking hands with Prince at the train station.  RP accidentally steps on the tracks as the train rolls through...he dies a painless death.  Fitz still shocked does not see Weird Robert jump from the passenger car and elbow drop him Hulk Hogan style off the top ropes.  Fitz breaks every bone in his body and has 8-12 weeks in a body cast that will be spent in a hospital room away from any form of technology thereby limiting his ability to hurt himself and especially the K-State Sports Programs.  The train continues on into BS Family Stadium and arrives to the tune of 200 Harleys for a second Harley Day to usher in the dawn of a new post-RP era in K-State Football.  Willie gets off, whips Herbie's a$$ and shoves a corn cobb up his corn hole for good measure...

Great idea.

[hemmy]

As long as the skit makes fun of Fitz, it will be a great one

[McLovin]

the train should crash through GPC on moro street and take a huge crap on the rugbefore it passes by rustys and varneys.

fyp.

[powercatmiller]

I think we should reenact a plane crash

[CatsNShocks]

The Cheers one was the schizzle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6ICOyOnEY

[FBWillie]

That would be lame, but they're supposed to be lame, so it would fit.  And they've been lamer for a lot longer than 4-5 years.

If you ever thought they were "cool", then you're way lamer than any Willie sketch could ever be.

they were cool when they were supposed to be cool.... when we were 10.   

Mascots are for fans age 12 & under.... and drunk college kids acting like they're 12 and under....  and shawn winters.

[Gary Patterson]

FBWILLIE,
Doesn't your name include that of our mascot?

[FBWillie]

yes.   but I was 12 at one time too.   Do you still love he man?  or whatever was cool when you were young?

[willie]

FBWILLIE,
Doesn't your name include that of our mascot?