Date: 13/08/25 - 17:55 PM   48060 Topics and 694399 Posts

Author Topic: Keys on Your Key Chain  (Read 1556 times)

October 30, 2008, 09:39:59 AM
Read 1556 times

I_have_purplewood

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 952
Anyone have one or two keys that they've been carrying on their keychain and have absolutely no idea what it unlocks, opens or starts? :banghead:What makes it worse is keeping it/them because you think you'll remember one day? Anyone?
Here's hoping that Clams is chillin' with someone cool up in that big EMAW in the sky. RIP Clams, RIP.

October 30, 2008, 09:49:48 AM
Reply #1

Rick Daris

  • Administrator
  • Scout Team Wildcat

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 5014
I took those extra keys off a couple of months ago. Speaking of keys and keychains...I'm pretty sure there is a direct correlation between the number of # of keychains a female has and how easy she is to sleep with.

No key chain and just keys...Don't waste your time

Multiple keychains (especially bottle opener or weird animal things with flourescant hair)...total freak

October 30, 2008, 10:06:50 AM
Reply #2

cireksu

  • Guest
no, I have a bottle opener from paris though.

:dunno:

October 30, 2008, 10:10:27 AM
Reply #3

pissclams

  • Administrator
  • All American

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 16026
  • Personal Text
    (worst non-premium poster at ksufans.com)
i remove all excess keys immediately.  can't stand to have stuff in pockets and don't want to carry extra crap on me when i don't need to.

keys are also gross, like change (quarters, nickles, etc).


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 30, 2008, 10:28:05 AM
Reply #4

steve dave

  • Administrator
  • All American

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 23600
  • Personal Text
    Romantic Fist Attachment
Keys on sd keychain (plain metal loop):

Car key
Mrs. dave's car key
House key
Mailbox key
Garage key (< WTF, could I even get into my garage with a key given the garage door opener would prolly not let me lift the SOB!?)
Car unlocker/trunk opener/horn beeper thing
<---------Click the ball

October 30, 2008, 10:40:06 AM
Reply #5

pissclams

  • Administrator
  • All American

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 16026
  • Personal Text
    (worst non-premium poster at ksufans.com)
Key's on clams's keychain (in order of appearance)-
Front door to building
Mail key
Apt Door key
Car Key
GF's house key
Pool key

always keep keys in briefcase b/c i don't like them in pocket.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 30, 2008, 10:43:31 AM
Reply #6

Rick Daris

  • Administrator
  • Scout Team Wildcat

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 5014
Key's on clams's keychain (in order of appearance)-
Front door to building
Mail key
Apt Door key
Car Key
GF's house key
Pool key

always keep keys in briefcase b/c i don't like them in pocket.

Do you take briefcase with you everywhere? Chipotle run...better grab the ol' briefcase.  :confused:

October 30, 2008, 10:49:40 AM
Reply #7

I_have_purplewood

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 952
Key's on clams's keychain (in order of appearance)-
Front door to building
Mail key
Apt Door key
Car Key
GF's house key
Pool key

always keep keys in briefcase b/c i don't like them in pocket.

Also, does briefcase have a lock that you need a key for?  If so, where do you keep that?

Do you take briefcase with you everywhere? Chipotle run...better grab the ol' briefcase.  :confused:

Also, does said briefcase have a lock that you need a key for?  If so, where do you keep that?

P_woods key's
House key
mail box key
Car Key
Key to some lock :dunno:
Key to parents house or old house :dunno:
Key to garage :dunno:
Here's hoping that Clams is chillin' with someone cool up in that big EMAW in the sky. RIP Clams, RIP.

October 30, 2008, 11:04:00 AM
Reply #8

steve dave

  • Administrator
  • All American

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 23600
  • Personal Text
    Romantic Fist Attachment
When I met clams for the first time we were at some bar and he plopped down the ole' black leather SOB and popped it open to get to his wallet and order a drink.  He would do this every time he went up to the bar.  Every time he went to the bar to get another round he would clear out some space on the bar (looking shifty eyed at the people who left their emptys there) and lay it down to get to his cash.  Pretty hilarious (and fancy imo). 
<---------Click the ball

October 30, 2008, 11:09:55 AM
Reply #9

I_have_purplewood

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 952
When I met clams for the first time we were at some bar and he plopped down the ole' black leather SOB and popped it open to get to his wallet and order a drink.  He would do this every time he went up to the bar.  Every time he went to the bar to get another round he would clear out some space on the bar (looking shifty eyed at the people who left their emptys there) and lay it down to get to his cash.  Pretty hilarious (and fancy imo). 

Bet it smells like the richest corinthian leather ever made.
Here's hoping that Clams is chillin' with someone cool up in that big EMAW in the sky. RIP Clams, RIP.

October 30, 2008, 11:48:23 AM
Reply #10

Chingon

  • Administrator
  • Senior Cub

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 2670
  • Personal Text
    Rey de los Chingones
Cardwell Hall Office Key
Cardwell Hall MKS 1 Key
Mailbox Key
Apartment Key
Car Key
GF's Car Key
CVS card
Kroger card
Winn Dixie card
PETCO card
bottle opener (need a new one...)
LED flashlight


 

October 30, 2008, 11:56:19 AM
Reply #11

pissclams

  • Administrator
  • All American

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 16026
  • Personal Text
    (worst non-premium poster at ksufans.com)
When I met clams for the first time we were at some bar and he plopped down the ole' black leather SOB and popped it open to get to his wallet and order a drink.  He would do this every time he went up to the bar.  Every time he went to the bar to get another round he would clear out some space on the bar (looking shifty eyed at the people who left their emptys there) and lay it down to get to his cash.  Pretty hilarious (and fancy imo). 

Bet it smells like the richest corinthian leather ever made.
certainly not corinthian.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 30, 2008, 11:58:46 AM
Reply #12

steve dave

  • Administrator
  • All American

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 23600
  • Personal Text
    Romantic Fist Attachment
Cardwell Hall Office Key
Cardwell Hall MKS 1 Key
Mailbox Key
Apartment Key
Car Key
GF's Car Key
CVS card
Kroger card
Winn Dixie card
PETCO card
bottle opener (need a new one...)
LED flashlight

I bet your pocket bulges out pretty far  :shy:
<---------Click the ball

October 30, 2008, 11:59:02 AM
Reply #13

Oklahoma_Cat

  • Senior Cub

  • Offline
  • *

  • 4415
  • Personal Text
    ANGRY AS F*CK
- Car key
- House key
- Mailbox key
- Mrs. Dave's car key


October 30, 2008, 12:07:25 PM
Reply #14

pissclams

  • Administrator
  • All American

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 16026
  • Personal Text
    (worst non-premium poster at ksufans.com)


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 30, 2008, 12:09:13 PM
Reply #15

Chingon

  • Administrator
  • Senior Cub

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 2670
  • Personal Text
    Rey de los Chingones
Cardwell Hall Office Key
Cardwell Hall MKS 1 Key
Mailbox Key
Apartment Key
Car Key
GF's Car Key
CVS card
Kroger card
Winn Dixie card
PETCO card
bottle opener (need a new one...)
LED flashlight

I bet your pocket bulges out pretty far  :shy:

Sigh.. I know I hate it, makes my pants look trashy.

key rings suck, they need to invent something that will keep keys flat and still together.

or maybe I should just get a fanny pack!

October 30, 2008, 12:13:52 PM
Reply #16

ChiefCatchacold

  • Classless Cat
  • Cub

  • Offline
  • ***

  • 832
  • Personal Text
    zonder klasse



October 30, 2008, 12:14:25 PM
Reply #17

Oklahoma_Cat

  • Senior Cub

  • Offline
  • *

  • 4415
  • Personal Text
    ANGRY AS F*CK

October 30, 2008, 12:38:42 PM
Reply #18

slucat

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 833
Car key
176's truck key
house key
storm door key
office key
Evolve key chain
Car unlocker fob
Dillons card
petsmart card

October 30, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
Reply #19

pwrcat1

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 2420
K-State bottle opener  :love:
Car key
Scoot key
Apt key
Work key
Parents house key

I hate, more than anything else, carrying sh1t in my pockets. 

October 30, 2008, 12:51:27 PM
Reply #20

Rick Daris

  • Administrator
  • Scout Team Wildcat

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 5014
Purely hypothetical here....but let's say you have a key that says *DO NOT DUPLICATE* on it...

Will places duplicate anyway?


My list...
house key
shed key
rental house key
rental garage key
work key
car key
wife car key
dillons plus card thingy  :flush:

October 30, 2008, 01:01:20 PM
Reply #21

pwrcat1

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 2420
Purely hypothetical here....but let's say you have a key that says *DO NOT DUPLICATE* on it...

Will places duplicate anyway?


My list...
house key
shed key
rental house key
rental garage key
work key
car key
wife car key
dillons plus card thingy  :flush:

My work key is like that, 'cause I work for the city, when I tried no one would do it so I just had a friend, who works at Ace Hardware, do it for me.  Basically you're sol.

October 30, 2008, 01:22:53 PM
Reply #22

Rick Daris

  • Administrator
  • Scout Team Wildcat

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 5014
Purely hypothetical here....but let's say you have a key that says *DO NOT DUPLICATE* on it...

Will places duplicate anyway?


My list...
house key
shed key
rental house key
rental garage key
work key
car key
wife car key
dillons plus card thingy  :flush:

My work key is like that, 'cause I work for the city, when I tried no one would do it so I just had a friend, who works at Ace Hardware, do it for me.  Basically you're sol.

Not if your friend still works at Ace Hardware and happens to like brand new crisp twenty dollar bills  :chirp:

October 30, 2008, 01:54:12 PM
Reply #23

pwrcat1

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 2420
Purely hypothetical here....but let's say you have a key that says *DO NOT DUPLICATE* on it...

Will places duplicate anyway?


My list...
house key
shed key
rental house key
rental garage key
work key
car key
wife car key
dillons plus card thingy  :flush:

My work key is like that, 'cause I work for the city, when I tried no one would do it so I just had a friend, who works at Ace Hardware, do it for me.  Basically you're sol.

Not if your friend still works at Ace Hardware and happens to like brand new crisp twenty dollar bills  :chirp:

Hell, he'll do it for free, give me your key.

October 30, 2008, 01:55:11 PM
Reply #24

RonLongshaft

  • Classless Cat
  • Senior Cub

  • Offline
  • ***

  • 3920
  • Personal Text
    Honestly I'm gonna miss you Mark!!
Truck key
House key
Room Key
Tool box key.... (its itty bitty)
and remote (hate the thing cause its so damn big in my pocket, but how would i impress the chicks if i couldn't make my truck go "honk honk" with flashy lights w/out it?)

I knew a girl in high school that toke the remote off and would just lock her keys in her car with it. only have to carry the remote around.... risky here in MHK, but not so much in Lebo kansas.

October 30, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
Reply #25

Rick Daris

  • Administrator
  • Scout Team Wildcat

  • Offline
  • ********

  • 5014
Purely hypothetical here....but let's say you have a key that says *DO NOT DUPLICATE* on it...

Will places duplicate anyway?


My list...
house key
shed key
rental house key
rental garage key
work key
car key
wife car key
dillons plus card thingy  :flush:

My work key is like that, 'cause I work for the city, when I tried no one would do it so I just had a friend, who works at Ace Hardware, do it for me.  Basically you're sol.

Not if your friend still works at Ace Hardware and happens to like brand new crisp twenty dollar bills  :chirp:

Hell, he'll do it for free, give me your key.

 :love: for real?  :love:
« Last Edit: October 30, 2008, 02:45:22 PM by Rick Daris »

October 30, 2008, 02:52:47 PM
Reply #26

I_have_purplewood

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 952
Prince's key list? Anyone?
Here's hoping that Clams is chillin' with someone cool up in that big EMAW in the sky. RIP Clams, RIP.

October 30, 2008, 06:37:46 PM
Reply #27

powercatmiller

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 1506
Vanier key
Car key
House key
Wallderstadts house key

October 30, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
Reply #28

pwrcat1

  • Cub

  • Offline

  • 2420
Purely hypothetical here....but let's say you have a key that says *DO NOT DUPLICATE* on it...

Will places duplicate anyway?


My list...
house key
shed key
rental house key
rental garage key
work key
car key
wife car key
dillons plus card thingy  :flush:

My work key is like that, 'cause I work for the city, when I tried no one would do it so I just had a friend, who works at Ace Hardware, do it for me.  Basically you're sol.

Not if your friend still works at Ace Hardware and happens to like brand new crisp twenty dollar bills  :chirp:

Hell, he'll do it for free, give me your key.

 :love: for real?  :love:

No.

October 30, 2008, 10:39:53 PM
Reply #29

Dirty Sanchez

  • Classless Cat
  • Senior Cub

  • Offline
  • ***

  • 4638
  • Personal Text
    Powertard Un-approved
For some reason I still carry 3 keys that open a large number of salina journal machines.  Never gets me any free papers though cuz whenever I'm in that area I'm someplace where somebody already has one.  Not sure why I've never gotten around to taking them off.  When I worked for them, I had over 30 keys with me most of the time.

Also got the mail key to my old apartment that I forgot to turn in when I moved.


Other than that, they're all useful.  My truck, wife's car, dad's house, 2 truck topper keys (both the same I just realized).  Don't have a key to my own house yet, but I never go in through that door anyway.