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September 05, 2006, 06:21:52 PM
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Clayton was quoted as saying, "I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense," in pregame reports this week.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

September 05, 2006, 06:28:52 PM
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    IT'S DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL!!!
fatty's got his tickets to the "gun show"!!

September 05, 2006, 06:31:26 PM
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fatty's got his tickets to the "gun show"!!

Unfortunately with Clayton that's all you can expect.

September 05, 2006, 07:55:43 PM
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"I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense,"

I.  Love.  Thomas.  Clayton.

September 05, 2006, 08:50:27 PM
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we need to move him to line and then we'll have an actual running game  :hookem:

September 05, 2006, 08:55:29 PM
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"I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense,"

I.  Love.  Thomas.  Clayton.

I have heard some of the most hilarious stories evar about Tommy Gun.
ksufanscopycat my friends.

September 05, 2006, 08:59:17 PM
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Huge upgrade over last week.

100+

September 05, 2006, 09:26:09 PM
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i know all because coach will use Leon Patton :love:

September 05, 2006, 11:06:57 PM
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we need to move him to line and then we'll have an actual running game  :hookem:

Give OX some credit, he hit it out of the ballpark with this post!

September 06, 2006, 03:14:19 AM
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"I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense,"

I.  Love.  Thomas.  Clayton.

I have heard some of the most hilarious stories evar about Tommy Gun.

Do tell.

September 06, 2006, 02:48:11 PM
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I heard that he adds anyone that wants to be friends on facebook because it makes them feel better about themselves.
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September 06, 2006, 03:43:33 PM
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"I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense,"

I.  Love.  Thomas.  Clayton.

I have heard some of the most hilarious stories evar about Tommy Gun.

Do tell.

Per Matt Butler, on a trip to Padre Tommy Gun walked down the middle of the road on the strip flexing with his shirt off and trying to cop numbers of girls.....Wearing one of those straw cowboy hats that everyone wears @ Stampede.

Per my girlfriend when she walked into Rusty's one night he literally just grabbed her ass and asked her to dance for him.  My girlfriend is a women's studies minor, I'll let you all figure out how that crap went down.
ksufanscopycat my friends.

September 06, 2006, 03:48:32 PM
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"I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense,"

I.  Love.  Thomas.  Clayton.

I have heard some of the most hilarious stories evar about Tommy Gun.

Do tell.

Per Matt Butler, on a trip to Padre Tommy Gun walked down the middle of the road on the strip flexing with his shirt off and trying to cop numbers of girls.....Wearing one of those straw cowboy hats that everyone wears @ Stampede.

Per my girlfriend when she walked into Rusty's one night he literally just grabbed her ass and asked her to dance for him.  My girlfriend is a women's studies minor, I'll let you all figure out how long she went down.

women's studies = classes for lesbians...

But, I am a bit curious.  Just how long did she go down on T-Gun's "alabama blacksnake"?

 :tongue:

September 06, 2006, 03:51:01 PM
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"I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense,"

I.  Love.  Thomas.  Clayton.

I have heard some of the most hilarious stories evar about Tommy Gun.

Do tell.

Per Matt Butler, on a trip to Padre Tommy Gun walked down the middle of the road on the strip flexing with his shirt off and trying to cop numbers of girls.....Wearing one of those straw cowboy hats that everyone wears @ Stampede.

Per my girlfriend when she walked into Rusty's one night he literally just grabbed her ass and asked her to dance for him.  My girlfriend is a women's studies minor, I'll let you all figure out how long she went down.

women's studies = classes for lesbians...

But, I am a bit curious.  Just how long did she go down on T-Gun's "alabama blacksnake"?

 :tongue:

Glad to see that you're still here!  I was afraid that your real name was David Carruthers.

September 06, 2006, 03:55:50 PM
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"I'm sure we'll figure out a way to overcome their -- quote, unquote -- defense,"

I.  Love.  Thomas.  Clayton.

I have heard some of the most hilarious stories evar about Tommy Gun.

Do tell.

Per Matt Butler, on a trip to Padre Tommy Gun walked down the middle of the road on the strip flexing with his shirt off and trying to cop numbers of girls.....Wearing one of those straw cowboy hats that everyone wears @ Stampede.

Per my girlfriend when she walked into Rusty's one night he literally just grabbed her ass and asked her to dance for him.  My girlfriend is a women's studies minor, I'll let you all figure out how long she went down.

women's studies = classes for lesbians...

But, I am a bit curious.  Just how long did she go down on T-Gun's "alabama blacksnake"?

 :tongue:

Glad to see that you're still here!  I was afraid that your real name was David Carruthers.

Yep... still around.  Just been busy as hell with FB season kicking off. 

Dunno how long Carruthers thought that he could get away with tax evasion and "old school bookmaking" charges following him around!!

September 06, 2006, 04:02:52 PM
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Per Matt Butler, on a trip to Padre Tommy Gun walked down the middle of the road on the strip flexing with his shirt off and trying to cop numbers of girls.....Wearing one of those straw cowboy hats that everyone wears @ Stampede.

  All that physical ability and he's a mental midget.  What a suprise...





September 06, 2006, 04:04:08 PM
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Chicks will only look at that tongue.

September 06, 2006, 04:26:51 PM
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This is a really gay thread. Even for this board.
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September 06, 2006, 04:30:41 PM
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This is a really gay thread. Even for this board.

This coming from a guy whose school made famous a hand gesture that depicts someone sticking a pinky up somebody's ass.   :ustupid:

September 07, 2006, 12:07:51 AM
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This is a really gay thread. Even for this board.
he also uses a really lame sig. there are much better ones.. two in the pink, one in the stink. two in the grass one in the ass. or two in the flapper and one in the crapper would all be better than his.. his is more like  a pg edition of it.. "poo"

September 07, 2006, 04:28:01 PM
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This coming from a guy whose school made famous a hand gesture that depicts someone sticking a pinky up somebody's ass.   U R STUPID

LOL! You're an idiot. The shocker is gay? Do you realize that the shocker requires a vagina? LOL.  I guess &@#%ing goats doesn't give you many opportunities to study a human woman's anatomy.
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September 07, 2006, 04:48:53 PM
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Are you telling me that it took you 24 hours to respond to this post?  I'll tell you what douchebag, when you think of something original to say within a short time post it, if its going to take that long for you to think of something just keep your small thoughts to yourself.  Oh, and let me save you the trouble... No, I do not live on this message board and wait every waking moment for someone to respond to my posts.  There you go slugger, now come back with something original.  By the way, WTF would your opinion matter anyway?!?!  The only football events your football stadium sees are high school related.

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September 07, 2006, 05:08:21 PM
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LOL, what a turd.

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No, I do not live on this message board and wait every waking moment for someone to respond to my posts.

Umm, I couldn't have said it better myself. I responded to your post approx. 30 seconds after reading it, but if you makes you feel better to think that I actually took 24 hours to come up that reply (or any reply for that matter. I mean really, who does that? Who lies in bed at night thinking up responses to message boards posts???) then go with it dude. And since you brought up originality, way to go with line about WSU not having a football team. I hadn't heard that one before.
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September 07, 2006, 07:08:51 PM
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Do NOT credit WSU for the invent of the "shocker." The "shocker" was made famous by the site collegehumor.com. I'm sure thats where shocker got that picture from as well. Funny fact...that picture for shocker is featured on collegehumor.com in the photo section, because they like to post pictures of people using that gesture (because they invented it.) However, they re-captioned it  after originally posting it saying..."did you know Wichita State's mascot is the shocker...because we didn't." Moral of the story...no one knows who the &@#% you are :loly: