http://sportsbybrooks.com/new-lingerie-football-league-root-for-da-bares-20225Eastern Conference
Atlanta Steam - Already sold private suite to Patrick Ewing
Chicago Bliss - Mike Ditka thrust into coaching vacancy, but comes at a cost
Miami Caliente - Television deal includes crossover episodes of “CSI: Miami”
NE Euphoria - Promises hardest nipples in the league
Tampa Breeze - Already facing lawsuit by Mons Venus
Western Conference
Dallas Desire - Insert your own Pacman Jones joke here
Los Angeles Temptation - Kobe Bryant to purchase stake in team as soon as a suitable jewelry box upgrade is located for his wife
Phoenix Scorch - Matt Leinart vying for starting QB job
San Diego Seduction - Box seats are available but are not what you think they are.
Seattle Mist - Pre-banned Shawn Kemp from attending games due to poorly worded maternity clause in players union contract
Seriously.....This has XFL written all over it but these names are great!
