#$%^&!

[KSUTOMMY]

Following an EXHAUSTING night of staying up WAAY to fcking late and getting woke up by the future of KSU football (my mostrosity of a son) - I made it to my desk, then staggered to the methane factory aka our restroom to have my morning poo poo, and the automatic flusher did it's goddamned thing while I was still evacuating my GI and cleansed my balls for me. This was excatly what I didn't want to happen, as I almost shot through the door to the stall! Sometimes, automation isnt quite what its cracked up to be (pun intended).

[Saulbadguy]

OT: Why do posters automatically think their children will be a KSU football player, let alone a football player? Really, the odds are pretty slim.

[rundown87]

OT: Why do posters automatically think their children will be a KSU football player, let alone a football player? Really, the odds are pretty slim.

He benches 25 reps of 250lbs, he runs a 4.2 forty, he can throw the ball 85 yards accurately, and he tutored payton manning on his quarterbacking skills.

[KSUTOMMY]

OT: Why do posters automatically think their children will be a KSU football player, let alone a football player? Really, the odds are pretty slim.

He's a monster it's OK, I will just not invite Saul to the box seats when we starts playing. 

[jmlynch1]

OT: Why do posters automatically think their children will be a KSU football player, let alone a football player? Really, the odds are pretty slim.

He's a monster it's OK, I will just not invite Saul to the box seats when we starts playing. 

I don't know if that was an accident or not, but I think that probably sums up your relationship when your son starts playing football.