I had to go to the doctor today.

[jeffy]

As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical

establishment.

For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female

urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and

unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."

[k-state-wildcats11]

As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical

establishment.

For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female

urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and

unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."

almost exact same joke was in the last playboy edition and I didn't laugh at either.

[Dirty Sanchez]

That really happened.

[pwrcat1]

One time when i was 15 I had a female Doc give me my physical...

[CrushNasty]

...

    

[powercatmiller]

One time when i was 15 I had a female Doc give me my physical...

I had one do that at 17(sum before senior year). She was  hott. And my mom babysat her kids. Talk about odd

[SkinnyBenny]

Mine was our church youth group leader. 

[KSt8er]

Mine was our church youth group leader. 

Father who?

[pwrcat1]

Mine was our church youth group leader. 

Father who?

Haha I was thinking the same thing.

[jmlynch1]

Mine was our church youth group leader. 

Gafangalkin?

[KansasForever]

True story . . . well, at least my brother claimed it's a true story. 

My bro was in high school taking a college level speech class with a bunch of adults.  They all had to pair up and tell each other their "most embarrassing story" or something like that, and then the other one had to tell it to the class.

So my brother is paired with this 30/40-something woman, she tells him her story, and he's like, "No way, I'm not telling that . . ."  But they made him tell it anyway. 

Apparently, this chick is a masseuse.  Anyway, this ancient old dude comes in, and of course he's got to strip down and all that.  And she's doing the massage with him on the table, and he, ah, gets a little too excited and blows his load all over the table.

I'm not sure what happened after that part of the story.  The thought of my painfully polite brother telling this to a bunch of older women in a school class is pretty funny to me, though. 

[KansasForever]

Okay, I've got another one.

I'm from a small town where you don't have a choice of many friends and consequently all of them are losers.  Anyway, there were these two total dipcraps . . . we called them Beavis and Butthead, because they literally thought they were Beavis and Butthead Incarnate, and one of them (Butthead) was also known as "Boner" because he popped a woody doing pull-ups in eighth grade PE. 

So we're in auto mechanics class and Butthead was going off on Beavis about what a loser friend he was.  One of the articles of evidence he brought to the table was:

"I invited you over to my house for a sleep-over and you wet-dreamed all over my sheets!"

Now Butthead was always so full of crap, I hardly gave it any thought, and neither did anybody else.  No one would have believed it, and a simple denial would have worked.  All Beavis had to do was roll his eyes and laugh and that would have been the end of it.  But he's too stupid for that.  He suddenly looks like he's about to cry, and then he starts blubbering, "I-I-I'M SORRYYYYYY!!!!!!!" and then he practically starts balling.   

[WildCatzPhreak]

Good story.

..I really am sorry though.