Why don't dudes do yoga?

[michigancat]

Seems like good exercise without destroying your joints.

I'm trying it this week.

[Saulbadguy]

Farting.

[michigancat]

did it in my boxers in my living room.

farting is not an issue.

[AzCat]

Because it's just far more attractive and useful for hot women?



I suppose you lefties might make use of that position though ....   

[LimestoneOutcropping]

GMAFB, it's like mancer gay.

[pissclams]

it's kinda boring.  this one time i did it on the nintendo wii, really not a fun type of exercise.  most guys prefer funner types of activity imo.

[pissclams]

and yes, i realize that funner isn't a word but it sounded good here.

[Chingon]

I tried, but I can't stretch worth a crap.

I'd rather go ballin'.

I wish I could yoga though, Dhalsim kicked some ass.  I would love to able to do that.  Grab some beer from the fridge while sitting on the couch.

He had some bad breath issues though, probably from all the curry.

[pissclams]

chun li > dhalsim

[Chingon]

Well sure, but of course Ken > Chun Li.

Nothing could stop the "SHO-RYU-KEN!"

[Saulbadguy]

Well sure, but of course Ken > Chun Li.

Nothing could stop the "SHO-RYU-KEN!"

Sho-ryu-reppa!

But...Ryu > Ken.

[pissclams]

m. bison was pretty salty as well.  i think i'd take ryu over ken though.   

[slucat]

Because it's just far more attractive and useful for hot women?



I suppose you lefties might make use of that position though ....   

righty = you= homophobe?

[michigancat]

it's kinda boring.  this one time i did it on the nintendo wii, really not a fun type of exercise.  most guys prefer funner types of activity imo.

straight up running FTL.  I'd prefer hoops, but very hard on joints and impossible to play w/ my sched.

[fatty fat fat]

it's not really exercise. Walking is much better.

[Saulbadguy]

m. bison was pretty salty as well.  i think i'd take ryu over ken though.   

Do you realize M. Bison is actually supposed to be called Vega? They changed his name when it came to America.

Vega (With the claw, in Spain) is actually Balrog
Balrog (boxer dude) is M. Bison
M. Bison (red suit, psycho crusher, etc) is Vega.

The reason they did it is because they felt that M. Bison was too much like "Mike Tyson" and the character looked similar to him too (big black dude, boxer, vicious) so they didn't want any trouble.

[michigancat]

it's not really exercise. Walking is much better.

pffffsfsst.  wrong.

[pissclams]

i'm telling you all this one time, mountain biking is the best.  went out to lawrence yesterday and hit the trails, it was a glorious experience.

[cireksu]

it's not really exercise. Walking is much better.

Long brisk walks are as good for you as running.  running blows.

[doom]

Short answer: testicles

[pwrcat1]

Sting does yoga... That is more than reason enough for me to never try it.

[fatty fat fat]

it's not really exercise. Walking is much better.

Long brisk walks are as good for you as running.  running blows.

doesn't improve your fitness level as much.

[AzCat]

righty = you= homophobe?

I have nothing against fudgepackers.  Heck, yoga is practically health care for them: if they could suck their own dicks the HIV infection rates in places like San Francisco would plummet. 

[SkinnyBenny]

....Good .................... one............?

[asava]

Its a pretty ridic exercise. especially if you do whats hot yoga. you'll sweat more than you ever have before. while it does make you come off as a total hippie and or "fudgepacker," it is one of the best things you can do to improve your strength and flexibility. i've only done it a couple times and only very briefly, going to start doing it this winter to train for climbing next season.

[michigancat]

did it 4 times this week...only complaint is it takes too long.

I may need a more "intense" dvd.

[steve dave]

did it 4 times this week...only complaint is it takes too long.

I may need a more "intense" dvd.

May try, not very flexible, not in good shape, hate running, this seems like something I could do
Downsides?:  Carpet near all tvs, what if someone sees me (Rusty, imagine if Delorean stopped by for a beer and just barged in the door), mrs. dave may make fun, only chicks at the classes at my gym (don't want to go and look like a perv.).

[michigancat]

steve dave, those are valid concerns.  Here is how I deal with them:

1)  Carpet should not be an issue.
2)  I do this very early in the morning, with all the lights off, so no one can see.
3)  Yes, do not do this at a gym, unless you can round up a group of dudes to do yoga with you.  (not likely imo)

[Saulbadguy]

[Saulbadguy]

Do the old school Hindu style of Yoga, which includes deep breathing, meditation, and rectal irrigation.