When I went to Scholtskzyies (sp?) earlier today I stood in line behind this chick that was approx. 5'6" or so and probably weighed around 190-200 lbs but all the fat was in her stomach, face, and legs. Her butt was completely flat like she had literally laughed her ass off and her chest was equally flat. Yet there was her stomach, all huge and blubbery and her legs were like tree trunks. It was really bizarre. I mean as a woman, could you get a worse draw in life? Nothing is worse than being a fat chick, but at least some perverts and black people like the big boobs and/or tank ass that is usually associated with fatness but she doesn't even have that going for her. I probably should have done the world a favor and sterilized her right then and there to prevent her unfortunate genes from spreading but I really don't think she'll be procreating anytime soon anyway.
