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August 26, 2008, 10:50:33 PM
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dimes are the cutest thing ever. whem im bored i like to bounce them off my ladies ass cheeks and see how high they can go.

nickles are just fat lazy dimes. reminds me of my uncle.

pennies are gross. the most handled coin. touched by millions of unwashed hands. again, reminds me of my uncle.

quarters are like prizes. when youre looking for dimes and nickles, and you happen upon a quarter.....wow. that excitement level can rival that of the beginning season of your favorite sport.



pics please....

Do you know how hard it is to bounce a dime off a ladies ass, then pick up the camera and take a picture of it?


unless you only have one arm that is no excuse

If you like blurry pictures..

August 26, 2008, 10:52:47 PM
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dimes are the cutest thing ever. whem im bored i like to bounce them off my ladies ass cheeks and see how high they can go.

nickles are just fat lazy dimes. reminds me of my uncle.

pennies are gross. the most handled coin. touched by millions of unwashed hands. again, reminds me of my uncle.

quarters are like prizes. when youre looking for dimes and nickles, and you happen upon a quarter.....wow. that excitement level can rival that of the beginning season of your favorite sport.



pics please....

Do you know how hard it is to bounce a dime off a ladies ass, then pick up the camera and take a picture of it?


unless you only have one arm that is no excuse

If you like blurry pictures..


sport function...duh

August 26, 2008, 10:53:51 PM
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dimes are the cutest thing ever. whem im bored i like to bounce them off my ladies ass cheeks and see how high they can go.

nickles are just fat lazy dimes. reminds me of my uncle.

pennies are gross. the most handled coin. touched by millions of unwashed hands. again, reminds me of my uncle.

quarters are like prizes. when youre looking for dimes and nickles, and you happen upon a quarter.....wow. that excitement level can rival that of the beginning season of your favorite sport.



pics please....

Do you know how hard it is to bounce a dime off a ladies ass, then pick up the camera and take a picture of it?


unless you only have one arm that is no excuse

If you like blurry pictures..


sport function...duh

That's only for professional athletes.    Bouncing dimes off ladies asses hardly qualifies.

August 26, 2008, 10:55:28 PM
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dimes are the cutest thing ever. whem im bored i like to bounce them off my ladies ass cheeks and see how high they can go.

nickles are just fat lazy dimes. reminds me of my uncle.

pennies are gross. the most handled coin. touched by millions of unwashed hands. again, reminds me of my uncle.

quarters are like prizes. when youre looking for dimes and nickles, and you happen upon a quarter.....wow. that excitement level can rival that of the beginning season of your favorite sport.



pics please....

Do you know how hard it is to bounce a dime off a ladies ass, then pick up the camera and take a picture of it?


unless you only have one arm that is no excuse

If you like blurry pictures..


if you insist i will take the picture. and or bounce the dime.*


ECN: it doesn't have to be your wife, we can go buy a hooker.


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August 26, 2008, 11:11:56 PM
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i like where this is going.
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

August 26, 2008, 11:19:56 PM
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we could line up lots of hookers and have dime skipping contests

August 26, 2008, 11:22:01 PM
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Hooter's chicks would be more enticing.  At least you'll know the skank level won't be so high.

August 26, 2008, 11:23:44 PM
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coins are less likey to bounce off of hookers.

small things like gary coleman and other famous midges..yeah i can see that.

but coins? that crap would just sink.

like

my

hopes

and

dreams.

We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

August 26, 2008, 11:25:57 PM
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coins are less likey to bounce off of hookers.

small things like gary coleman and other famous midges..yeah i can see that.

but coins? that crap would just sink. stick.

like

my

hopes

and

dreams.



August 26, 2008, 11:26:26 PM
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We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

August 26, 2008, 11:28:38 PM
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i like the idea of this dime bouncing competition. is there anyway to measure this?


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August 26, 2008, 11:32:31 PM
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i like the idea of this dime bouncing competition. is there anyway to measure this?

yes, you line them up side by side lying on their bellies and skip the dimes like stones on a pond. whoever hits the most asses with their dime wins!

August 26, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
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i like the idea of this dime bouncing competition. is there anyway to measure this?

boners? forget the foot, or yard...we'll use boners.
We all know there's been a conspiracy. Only the failures have been recorded.
We all pay too much attention to Icarus, and not enough to his father.

August 27, 2008, 01:22:56 AM
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Who uses change? This thread is obsolete.

Tell ya what...every time somebody gives you change...of any amount why don't you just send it my way. I'll take it.


Thanks to debit/credit cards my pristine hands rarely encounter filthy change. You're obviously a dirty, change-loving street urchin.

Your the one that lives in Do-Da, not me.

Not much education on the street, eh?

Grammer smack...it never gets old.

Do you know how annoying it is to have to put up with a third grade education everywhere on the internet? It's two more characters. How hard is it to know the difference between "your" and "you're" or "lose" and "loose" or "either" and "neither."

NOT VERY HARD.

August 27, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
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Who uses change? This thread is obsolete.

Tell ya what...every time somebody gives you change...of any amount why don't you just send it my way. I'll take it.


Thanks to debit/credit cards my pristine hands rarely encounter filthy change. You're obviously a dirty, change-loving street urchin.

Your the one that lives in Do-Da, not me.

Not much education on the street, eh?

Grammer smack...it never gets old.

Do you know how annoying it is to have to put up with a third grade education everywhere on the internet? It's two more characters. How hard is it to know the difference between "your" and "you're" or "lose" and "loose" or "either" and "neither."

NOT VERY HARD.

That is the worst!  :curse:  jmo!

August 27, 2008, 04:18:37 PM
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Who uses change? This thread is obsolete.

Tell ya what...every time somebody gives you change...of any amount why don't you just send it my way. I'll take it.


Thanks to debit/credit cards my pristine hands rarely encounter filthy change. You're obviously a dirty, change-loving street urchin.

Your the one that lives in Do-Da, not me.

Not much education on the street, eh?

Grammer smack...it never gets old.

Do you know how annoying it is to have to put up with a third grade education everywhere on the internet? It's two more characters. How hard is it to know the difference between "your" and "you're" or "lose" and "loose" or "either" and "neither."

NOT VERY HARD.


Your not being very nice. Loose the attitude. Were all Cat fans hear.