who graduated from K-State and are hard core KSU fans. He grew up in Lawrence and she's from Lenexa. Total upper middle class suburbanites to the core. The problem is because they went to K-State they think they are somehow rural.
So they go all Rousseau and buy a farm and move out into the country. Of course they have no clue what they are doing. They buy a bunch of chickens, I guess because they assume that's what good K-State farmers do. Unfortunately, they've never actually lived out in the country, didn't lock up the chicken coop, and the coyotes completely ravaged them in the course of a night. Chicken carcasses and feathers everywhere. So a few dozen chickens later, they finally figure out they have to secure the coop.
Anyway, the wife works with my wife, so every now and then I get to hear these stories of these lifetime suburbanites bumbling through country life. Since I actually did grow up in the country, I have to LMAO off at them from time to time.
