Clams, I got a message for you from some guy that just came by my office. Told me he knew you from way back when you two used to surf the tube in upstate. Note reads:
To: CLAMS!ZOMG!
From: Your best brau
Body: Dude bro, remember when I told you that FCS was the same as FSC and you were all, "ZOMG, right on! Can't wait to pass this along to the message boarders I know!". Well, bad news duderino, it's not. Hope this gets to you before you make a complete ASS of yourself.
Love, Pissclams' best and most trusted friend