A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come
back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest
fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to
die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Ivy
..Ivy.'
'Is that you, Richard?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have
sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple
of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty
much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper,
it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex
until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and
then the next day it starts all over again.'
'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in
Arizona!'
