How big of a douche is Limestoneoutcropping for skipping softball tonight?

[Pete]

Hey Limestone....

[steve dave]

I gave a 7 (the highest possible score of douche)

[Pete]

I gave a 7 (the highest possible score of douche)

Appropriate, IMO.  He plays a nice RC and he owns the best bat on the team.  Disappointing.

[I_have_purplewood]

Why is he skipping?  I think this is the true answer to his douchedom.

[steve dave]

he owns the best bat on the team

Important question:  Can you borrow the bat? (or were you using the word "own" as in he "owns the ability to hit the s#!t out of the ball"?)

[pissclams]

Limestone?

[steve dave]

 

Wrong color scoot though

[Rick Daris]

he owns the best bat on the team

Important question:  Can you borrow the bat? (or were you using the word "own" as in he "owns the ability to hit the s#!t out of the ball"?)

Not this one, I played on a team a while back called Archie's Lunchbunch with Limestone and he has WTP at best, at best.

[Pete]

he owns the best bat on the team

Important question:  Can you borrow the bat? (or were you using the word "own" as in he "owns the ability to hit the s#!t out of the ball"?)

Not this one, I played on a team a while back called Archie's Lunchbunch with Limestone and he has WTP at best, at best.

Ya, he is hit-for-average guy.  The "bat" is an actual bat.  It is called the "Bret Helmer," or some such. 

He is still refusing to declare his reason for skipping the game.  Worst part is that this will force me to play Catcher instead of DJ.

[pwrcat1]

never an excuse to miss softball! never.


where do you guys play? mid-america?

[Pete]

never an excuse to miss softball! never.


where do you guys play? mid-america?

Yep.  "Turd Ferguson LLP" is the team name. 

[pwrcat1]

never an excuse to miss softball! never.


where do you guys play? mid-america?

Yep.  "Turd Ferguson LLP" is the team name. 

what division?

[Pete]

never an excuse to miss softball! never.


where do you guys play? mid-america?

Yep.  "Turd Ferguson LLP" is the team name. 

what division?

Thursday Men's  Intermediate Single A     

[pissclams]

i basically hit home runs over the fence every time i'm up at the plate.  it's glorious.