When you poop...

[Kat Kid]

does it bother you when your wiener gets splashed by a nugget?

[Joker]

Nah.  It's dipping in the water the whole time, anyway.   

[kstate16]

Nah.  It's dipping in the water the whole time, anyway.   

[ksuno1stunner]

Mr. Kid, the key is prevention.

1. Crumple TP into a ball, place in toilet
2. Aim
3. Start pooping
4.
5. Profit

Good luck.

[da govna]

flush as you drop, makes it not stink as much! 

[pwrcat1]

flush as you drop, makes it not stink as much! 

but then you get the mist.  which feels kinda good, even though you don't really want to admit it, but then you realize the fully extent of what just happened.

[doom]

Solutions:

1) Colostomy bag
2) Chinese toilet
3) Poop into paper bags which you can then light on fire on people's doorstep
4) Poop in the woods
5) Make a pair of plastic pants with a slit cut out to poop in.