I wish Huggins would blow his intestines out his ass. Then, although he knew something didn't quite feel right, he would flush before standing up. He would stand up and turn around just in time to see his intestines swirling around the bowl.
"I need those," he thinks as he reaches, but then he hesitates because sticking your hand in the crapper is gross. Later, as he lies on the bathroom floor dying, he reflects on how stupid it was to not reach his hand in the toilet...given the situation.